Santa I Don’t Exist T Shirt from Five Finger Tees

by on December 20, 2011

Here’s a good one for all you kiddies out there. Get over the lie. Embrace the truth. Move on with your life. Get the Santa I Don’t Exist T Shirt because it’s the brutal truth, it’s funny, and Santa is flippin’ the bird, which is something you don’t see everyday, unless the world makes it to the future as seen in Idiocracy. Then you probably will see that everyday…

Drunkards dressed as Santa in July. Drinking pissing themselves and flipping off everybody that passes by. It’s coming! If we make it past this little global implosion thing and the 2012 Mayan stuff, we’ll end up with the drunken Santas. So stay strong. Definitely something to look forward to.

This fine holiday message brought to you by Five Finger Tees.

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