Prose Before Hos T Shirt

by on December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas. This shirt is on sale today only for $11. Be real, you haven’t done enough shopping and consuming. Don’t take a break and sit around the fire and Christmas tree listening to Vince Guaraldi Trio. Pull out your card and buy this shirt.

There are a lot of variations on this theme. One of the most recent is bros before hos, meaning when it comes time for you to settle down and take a long term girlfriend or god-forbid a wife, then you’re going to have to make some things very clear from the outset. If the boys want to go out, you’re going out, no matter which episode of Will & Grace is on. Same applies with the Prose Before Hos T Shirt.

You gotta bring home the bacon, and if you, like Shakespeare, make your bank by writing, then, of course, you will face that blank piece of paper or computer screen before you go on a double date with your wife’s cousin and her retard husband. Just remember this, and make sure it is established early or you’ll be picking out draperies instead of going to the big game.

It’s very important to remember this on Christmas also. A lot of times the hos will try to use the holiday as a reason to make exceptions to the rule, and you know what…that can’t happen.

Look at me…I’m totally avoiding the old lady in favor of writing this important material. And, you’re reading it, so look how far this policy has taken me. She’s going to divorce me, but hey you’re reading this post and it’s Xmas so it’s all worth it. Busted Tees knows this for a fact.

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