Practice Safe Lunch Use a Condiment T Shirt

by on October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween. There’s always stay safe, be safe messages floating around during this spooky holiday, so I thought I’d add my two cents. You know all about carrying a light on dark streets, wrapping you and your loved ones in reflective tap so you look like mummies from outerspace, and punching in person that hands you fresh fruit in your trick or treat pillow sack, because it may have a razor blade in it, and you need to knock that shit out before it happens to more innocent kids just enjoying their goofy costumes and the dark holiday ambiance.

Anyways, prior to going out trick or treating you need to eat lunch, and I think that you should wear the Practice Safe Lunch Use a Condiment T Shirt, just so you always remember this simple safety consideration.

You not want some dry sandwich, or a naked hot dog, or tuna fish straight from the can without mayo. No. You do not. You need the mustard, the mayo, and the ketchup if you’re going to have any chance of safely enjoying lunch or any meal for that matter. Can you imagine tater tots without ketchup. Jesus that’s a worse than a Halloween nightmare.

Busted Tees is required to add a PSA to one shirt for every 63 they sell, and this is there latest community enhancing offering. Share the good news. Oh, I almost forgot to give the Wordplay alert. Because this is playing on the words safe sex and condoms. Now you know exactly what you’re getting into.

To get into the spirit of the holiday, please take a gander at the finest funny Halloween t shirts available for purchase on this great green earth.

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