Powdered Wig Monkey Forefather T Shirt

by on March 20, 2011

This is an absolutely spectacular shirt. The ruffles. The suit jacket. You can imagine this monkey has a tail sticking out of the tails in his colorful jacket. The knickers. Buckle shoes. Hosiery. Let your imagination run wild as you stare at this Forefather T Shirt. Look deep into the monkey’s eyes. Imagine that you are caressing it’s powdered wig. Enjoy the statesmanly white beard. And realize that Headline Shirts is making a statement that a lot of vocal individuals WILL NOT LIKE. Evolution happened!

And our sacred Constitution evolved from apes. There I put it in words, not nearly as eloquently as the story is portrayed on this shirt. Still, it feels liberating. And, still, I think the United States is the greatest country on Earth. Maybe better now that we know exactly how big a part the chimpanzee played in our development.

“Oh say can you see that powdered wig mon…key…”

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