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Jack, a character in the game Bioshock, has these chainlink tattoos on his wrists, and the takeaway is A Man Chooses A Slave Obeys. Good stuff, except shouldn’t the chainlink be broken to show you’ve broken through the shackles of whatever slavery has bound you?

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Mashup of Firefly and Peanuts. At least that’s what I think it is. Never saw Firefly but looking at the IMDB cast of characters, most of the kids on this design line up with the cast. Please correct me with much venom and cursing if this is incorrect.

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Deathstar R2D2 T Shirt

by on August 1, 2012

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Is this even allowed? It’s like blasphemy or something. Or maybe it’s the ultimate takeover. R2D2 was always surprising with more functionality and capabilities for a little droid. Maybe the last thing he did was plug in, make his little noises, and embody the deathstar. It’s like communion.

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If there were football in Game of Thrones this is what the logo of one of the Winterfell team would look like. It would look great on a helmet. It does look very nice on a t-shirt if you know what I mean.

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You HAVE seen onetinyhand.com. If not, go there now and come back when you’ve had your fill of unbridled absurdity. Then, go back there again tomorrow, and repeat this exercise for a couple of weeks. Then come back here as a OTH lifer, and get the t-shirt, which will be essential for your new radical style.

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Only Once You Live. A little Yoda YOLO up in here. Does Yoda annoy the hell out of anybody else but me, or am I just a crotchedy old man bitter about my lot in life. You know the thing where I live in my Mom’s basement and I’m 41.

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This is cool. By my count that is 14 different time machines. Can you name where they are from? Of course, I see the telly tubbies, Miami Vice, and The Gods Must Be Crazy. There that will get you started. Can you figure out the rest? Ready? Go!

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This is a complicated concept, because is the dream to sleep. Or while you’re sleeping the dreams are true, because whatever is going on in your mind at that time is reality. Deep shit just for your chest.

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It’s about time someone in a position of authority got the Noah tale correct. Yes, they came from the future to escape a pissed off alien God. And it was a rocket rather than a boat. I understand how it hasn’t really come out ’til now, because it’s a lot to take in. But humanity is ready for the truth now.

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The catch on this shirt is that there are all kinds of scary looking creatures lurking in the “friendliest place on earth.” Sharks, spiders, tasmanian devils, crocodile, bird of prey, and your mom all have the super rabies symptoms, which include yellow glowing eyes and teeth.

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It’s another Kessel Run shirt. Yay. Let’s hear it for the classic Han Solo bar scene. “You never heard of the Millenium Falcon?” Hwoop der it is!

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