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Oh my. All that mystery and hub bub up in Scotland for decades is now cleared up. And it was technology that helped solve the case, but not like you think. With all the advances in digital cameras, you’d think that’s why a clear shot was finally taken, but really it was an iPhone that brought the truth of the Loch Ness monster. Why? Because it was convenient to grab and shoot, and the chances of someone getting a good shot increased 87% because that’s how many more people had the technology in their pocket to capture something like this.
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That’s that weird puppet dog ALF, which I think stood for alien life form, and he’s busting out of his human astronaut disguise. I don’t think this is funny at all because it’s supposed to be kind of cute, but I’d rather see a slimy serpent alien popping out of that suit than that obnoxious dog thing. JK…I love ALF and you and this shirt.
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I love the look of this shirt. The black shirt, the black cat (or should I say black cat with a cigarette), the cool blue label, the cigarettes poking out of the carton. What’s not to like about that design. It’s very appealing. Then you have the humor with the cat insouciantly smoking at butt, and you also have the irony of a brand called Lucky, using a black cat. That’s ballsy branding. Hope karma and superstition don’t catch up, not to mention the lung cancer lawsuits.
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This penguin has his shades on and is relaxed. He’s not worried about the polar ice caps melting, because, frankly, he’s too stupid to realize it. He thinks it’s just a warm spell, so naturally he’s taking advantage by taking in some sun. Sometimes it’s good to be oblivious, I think.
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That is a big woman, if she’s getting all wound up in powerlines like godzilla or something. Or maybe it’s a miniature rural setting set with powerlines and that’s an anatomically correct nude woman doll. Whatever the case, it’s something to see, especially if it’s on a shirt that you proudly own.
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