Cocaine T Shirt

by on September 9, 2012

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There’s that whole story about Coca Cola actually using a dusting of cocaine in their soft drink beverage product back in the day. Hell, they still may with that secret formula that is adored all across the world. Anyways, this design from Nat Rule is beautiful with the distressed sort of look and the color.

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Design by Dan Wolfe. This, of course, is in reference to the lovely little sketch by that fine English troupe Monty Python. The one dude does a dainty little ditty, slapping his opponent lightly with two little fish. The opponent takes several rounds of this, then pulls out a big ol’ pike or something and slaps his light-footed opponent so hard he falls in the water.

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Bond Suspects T Shirt

by on September 9, 2012

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This is a beauty mashup of the Usual Suspects line up scene and all the Bond villians. Can you name each of the individuals in that motley line of criminal freaks? If you can’t, without cheating, you may need to question how much of a James Bond fan you really are. There may be some soul searching involved with wearing this shirt to tell the honest to goodness truth.

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Rainbow T Shirt

by on September 8, 2012

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This is a mashup of the Ramones logo and a children’s programme from the UK, which ran for 20 years (seems like animated series and children’s programs have the greatest potential for absurdly long runs).

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This design by Brock Davis is absolutely ludicrous, which is to say, I love it. You should see more animals with eye patches. I think it should be something that happens at the zoo. It would actually probably help the animal morale. Yeah, I’m a lion, and I am confined to a cell .08% the size of my natural habitat, but I get to wear the eye patch for one week each month. That very nearly makes it all worthwhile. At least it switches it up. Know what I’m sayin’?

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Kongalism T Shirt

by on September 8, 2012

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This design by Philip Haragos is terrific. It looks really cool on a shirt. I have a window AC unit that has thin metal slats in the back that easily get bent and look a lot like the trail Kong is leaving. Perhaps there’s a miniature Kong climbing my AC trying to get in my window and bite my face.

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Knight Owl T Shirt

by on September 8, 2012

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Nice little wordplay here. That owl is a Knight, and probably, since he naturally is up at night, he pulled the night watch, which can be the scariest, unless you’re a badass night owl knight, then you’re in the flow and taking care of business.

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Put a Bird on It T Shirt

by on September 7, 2012

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Hey, go check out the new Fall line from Choke Shirt Co. [http://www.chokeshirtco.com/] Nice looking shirts indeed. For instance, take a look at this very fine middle finger design with a little birdy on top. That’s cute, but not too cute. Just like I like it. If you like it like that then there are a lot more designs where that came from. In fact, I count at least 10 new tees.

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What about that Season 5 finale? Right? Good stuff. What an amazing show, offering a glimpse into the life of a man who radically changes. That sure ain’t Walter White any more.

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Let’s Bolt T Shirt

by on September 7, 2012

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God, I just watched that 100 M final from the Olympics and that Usain Bolt is just spectacular. Amazing. That’s why this tee is so appealing. Who doesn’t want to accomplish a goal and strike that pose.

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Mitt Happens T Shirt

by on September 7, 2012

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More like Mitt hits the fan if that corporate douche is elected. Actually, it really doesn’t matter. Anybody that gets nominated as their party’s official candidate is a corporate stooge set in place to rape the Republic.

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Hey, this quote from George Washington is very appropos. “Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light.”

Perhaps there’s still a small glimmer of light in an otherwise very dark period for the United States, where the kleptocracy has made its biggest, boldest move to date. There are still those that are taking pains to bring the truth out in the open of the absolute disregard for the laws of the land by those that have been “elected” to serve. The Constitution has been destroyed and human rights abuses, economic malefeacance, and environmental destruction have run rampant.

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