Vampire Squid T Shirt

by on September 16, 2012

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I thought Matt Taibbi made up the name Vampire Squid to describe Goldman Sachs, but judging from this near photographic drawing of vampire squids in the wild, these things are also creepy little sea creatures to be wary of. I’m sure they suck at your neck if you let them.

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Motorcycle & Auto Repair from Charming, CA. I love that there’s a place called Charming. Is that real or a ficitional television conceit. I could figure that out in 37 seconds on the Internet, but I choose to let the question linger unresolved. Gives this post a little metaphysical tension, which will cause people to be more engaged, like they are with the show Sons of Anarchy, which has no appeal for me, but it seems to be a big hit, so, of course, when I unearthed this shirt I had to share.

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I guess under all the packaging it’s one naked person underneath. If we’re just talking about the shirt, generally people are wearing more than just the shirt because usually just a t-shirt doesn’t appropriately cover up everything that needs covering. But, the shirt makes sense if you consider all the clothes as the packaging with the contents being your body, which, when it doesn’t have clothes, is considered naked.

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Orgasm Donor T Shirt

by on September 16, 2012

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This is a sure winner with the ladies at the bar or party. Wear this one every chance you get, and every semi-available woman in your vicinity will feel a tingle in their thighs. By the end of the night, if you play your cards right (or even just half right), you should have your choice from among all the 7s and higher in the room. All that power from a seemingly innocuous little shirt design.

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Psycho Cockney T Shirt

by on September 15, 2012

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Another super oddball offering from Pud Tees. Psycho Cockney…he can steal your liver and you wouldn’t even notice. How cool is it to own t-shirts that are very regionally specific. I’m guessing this would mean something to those in Great Britain or Spain (places Pud Tees has lived), but in the States, people probably have no idea who this Psycho Cockney character is, which in my mind would make it that much more intriguing to wear.

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Hey, this Snorg Tees sale lasts through Sunday, September 16, 2012. 20% off of everything. Jump on this if you’ve been eyeing a design or two for a while. They don’t do sales that often.

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Sheena Oakley Dossier

Sheena Oakely seems to be the go to model at Snorg Tees right now. If they need a hoodie or hat modeled, she’s sure to be called, and she certainly does her share of t-shirts. Unfortunately, I can’t really find much about her other than a ton of shirt model images, which you can see in the gallery below.

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I think this is actually the first known image of Banksy. And, now you can wear it on a shirt. He realized he had been photographed (strange how much he looks like a Dalek from Dr Who, anyway…), so he started to paint word graffiti, as you can see the word exterminate painted on the wall twice, instead of his usual incredible imagery. Nice trick trying to throw the photographer off the scent. But, we know better don’t we?

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Apparently this is some kind of meme with super nerds. Carl Sagan plus Lando Calrission = Neil Degrasse Tyson. I know Sagan was into astronomy and shit, and Lando was in Star Wars. Don’t know who Tyson is. But, I have to say if you combine the faces of Sagan and Calrission, you do get a close approximation to Tyson. Who in the hell figured that out?

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Johnny Chimpo T Shirt

by on September 15, 2012

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It’s that monkey with the hat and striped shirt acting like that half-peeled banana is his dick. Sweet. Get this one for all your nieces and nephews. You’ll become their favorite relative, because that’s what passing vulgarity on does for you.

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What’s the name of your shop? Your name? Your role?

I’m Brian Kelley, and I design and screen print shirts for Choke Shirt Company.

Why the name Choke Shirt Co?

“Choke” doesn’t really have a special meaning. We just thought it would be easily recognizable and have an impact.

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El Clasico T Shirt

by on September 14, 2012

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I guess right about now I’m going to start writing about soccer or futbol as it is more appropriately called throughout the world. Spain has two teams that hate each other. It’s a classic rivalry that runs deep with the culture. FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid. It’s been a feud for many, many years. And, when they meet bi-annually it’s called El Clasico.

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