Green Party T Shirt

by on September 19, 2012

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Who do we have here? Some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The Grinch. The Jolly Green Giant. The Hulk. The demon in Ghostbuster. Oscar the Grouch. That certainly is a green party, and coincidently they all are very vocal in their support of a clean environment.

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This is really a nice new take on the playing card imagery. Might be hard to take it to its logical conclusion with more characters from the story featured on the other face cards. Well, the queen could be the blonde beauty. But, who in the hell is the jack. Does anyone know one other character in King Kong other than the ape and the girl.

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Fish Go Round T Shirt

by on September 18, 2012

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It’s like the koi cycle of life. The Yin and Yang of the pond. The success feng shui in the Northwest Corner of your yard. Or the more pedestrian name of fish go round. You know how squirrels chase each other up trees and around trash cans and on your face? I wonder if koi do the same thing, except for the face part, unless, of course, you’re taking a dip in your backyard koi pond, which isn’t really what you’re supposed to do, but it’s your yard, your fish, so do what you want.

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Demon Spirit Mask T Shirt

by on September 18, 2012

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This right here is a really cool shirt. People ask you what’s on your shirt and you say to them. Demon Spirit Mask. And, they’re like, damn, you ain’t messing around. Then, if they look like a person that could handle the truth you give them the back story on the Demon Spirit Mask, which I don’t know at this time, so you’re gonna have to look that up on the Internet or ask your all-knowing auntie or something.

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Death StaR2D2 T Shirt

by on September 18, 2012

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Nice little internal Star Wars mashup of the Deathstar and R2D2. You don’t often see this type of mashup, but when you do and it’s executed well like this one it’s hard not to be impressed.

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Love this question. Why not just install Lloyd Blankfein or Jamie Dimon as King for life and move on with the monarchy. We’ll all be the subservient peasants fearful of our lives as King Dimon rides around the countryside inspecting crops and the budding young men he’d like to couple with.

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Flavor Savior T Shirt

by on September 18, 2012

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I have no idea what this means but that image of the pretty Christ with a soul patch really speaks to me. Add to it the halo and the butterscotch swirl background, and you have a Jesus shirt that ranks up there with the best. And you want the best don’t you?

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What’s remarkable about the rock star male scientists throughout history is that they did get a lot of attention from the ladies. A guy with a mind that big, who knows how to use it can be a real turn on. Now, if you start talking about quantum physics and cats in boxes, that’s just like filling a fire hydrant with pheremones and blasting it in the room.

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I have never seen a reversible t-shirt with a different design on each side before, which makes this offering from Owl Movement super unique. Plus, I dig the colors and the design and, of course, the star of the show, the owl. On one side, he’s looking all day of the deadish with scary creatures surrounding him, and on the other side it’s just him flying around.

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Vote Coffee 2012 T Shirt

by on September 17, 2012

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Better option than either of the clowns running in this broken ass two party system the good ol’ US of A trots out every four years. Good Lord, when is this charade gonna stop. It’s crusty. Coffee, on the other hand, would, indeed, be the bold flavored choice. Probably has a better fiscal policy too. Coffee would maybe stop all the wars and audit the Fed, legalize marijuana, and all kinds of other awesome things.

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That is one downtrodden, morose, sad taco. Turns out his girlfriend got eaten by a thin Algerian with darting eyes. Now, he’s bummed. Moping around. Kicking pebbles in the street. He’ll get over it soon, because this is what happens in the land of tacos. Plus, he’ll either be eaten or thrown out in the next day or two.

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Pizza Volume T Shirt

by on September 17, 2012

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This equation is for volume, so I guess you’re figuring out the volume of the pizza you’re about the devour when you put numbers in close proximity to the pie. Wear this shirt next time you go grab a pizza. Your server will be totally impressed with how you apply math to real life sich–ee-a-shuns.

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