
Get This Tee From Headline Shirts
This is part of the Headline Shirts face card series. Last installment was a King Kong King card. Now you have a Freddie Mercury Queen card, which is pretty awesome, ‘cuz he was a queen, and played music for Queen. I love that pre-pubescent homophobes looked up to this dude, thinking, damn I gotta get me some music chops like that because I KNOW he gets all kinds of pussy. This despite the fact that the boys in Queen did just about everything but S their Ds on stage to show people they were gay.
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What’s the name of your shop? Your name? Your role?
Stealthy Giant. Chris Martin. Owner/Designer.
How did you come up with the name Stealthy Giant?
I’ve been called this before by some of my so-called friends on account of my height, (6ft 4in), and that I have a knack of slipping into pubs, parties and general social gatherings without anyone really noticing. There was definitely something about the nickname that seemed to fit with my website. It’s also a bit of an oxymoron and you just can’t beat a good old oxymoron.
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Get this Shirt From Snorg Tees
Let’s get this bacon logic straight. Money buys bacon. Bacon makes happiness. Therefore…money buys happiness. So true. While we’re at it, love is for sale too, and if you have the money you can have all of that that you need as well. Yay money! Bacon! And hookers! Just kidding I know cavorting with whores is not love. I’ve read the scriptures.
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Get This Shirt From Dead Bury Dead
This design is a simple concept that looks really cool. Plus, there are the little touches that make it even more appealing like the faded look and the one broken arrow. If you’re not slamming people over the head with obvious messages, sometimes you can trigger richer reactions and connected thoughts with less information done in a more interesting style.
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Get This Shirt From Red Bubble
Nutella gets a lot of run on the Internet. Maybe because most people think the hazelnut chocolate spread is delicious. I’m not a big fan, but I could see how people would like it so much that they believed that if it started shouting out orders you would have to obey. I’m following here. No problem…it’s just not my kind of foodstuff.
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Get This Shirt from Red Bubble
No idea what this means, which forces me to put on my researcher’s goggles and work the Internet for some answers. I do know there’s a super sexy pose and a lot of love, but give me a minute here to fill in the blanks. Welp…looks like rather than a pop culture thingie, it’s actually a fitness craze sweeping across the universe, which includes dance and aerobics. This video has 28.7 million views at the time of this posting.
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Get This Shirt from Bruised Bear
This is the second t-shirt I’ve seen with the word moist on it within the last 30 days. I feel a meme or movement or earth-changing experience on the horizon. Why? Because moist is a fantastic word. It’s all sexual, and gives me the willies the way it kind of glops out of your mouth. What’s not to like?
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Get This Shirt From Red Bubble
As you well know if you have spent any time on this blog (you haven’t) or hung out with me for more than three minutes, I love Zach Galifianakis. Great actor. Tremendous physical comedy and spectacularly odd delivery and perspective. And great beard. I love this tshirt featuring his The Hangover face, too. It’s a really cool washed out gradient look designed by buud.
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