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I don’t even know if there’s anything that can be said in response to seeing this shirt. It says it all. It’s like a koan. A proverb. The wisdom of the ages. In fact, I’m saying no more. Nothing. Nada.

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Get This Tee From Headline Shirts

This is part of the Headline Shirts face card series. Last installment was a King Kong King card. Now you have a Freddie Mercury Queen card, which is pretty awesome, ‘cuz he was a queen, and played music for Queen. I love that pre-pubescent homophobes looked up to this dude, thinking, damn I gotta get me some music chops like that because I KNOW he gets all kinds of pussy. This despite the fact that the boys in Queen did just about everything but S their Ds on stage to show people they were gay.

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What’s the name of your shop? Your name? Your role?

Stealthy Giant. Chris Martin. Owner/Designer.

How did you come up with the name Stealthy Giant?

I’ve been called this before by some of my so-called friends on account of my height, (6ft 4in), and that I have a knack of slipping into pubs, parties and general social gatherings without anyone really noticing. There was definitely something about the nickname that seemed to fit with my website. It’s also a bit of an oxymoron and you just can’t beat a good old oxymoron.

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Come Visit Australia T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

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Not sure how this works. It’s the land down under. I listen to Men at Work. It’s not the land upside down, so why the hell is the shirt design upside. Someone call Snorg Tees I think they let a printing error slip by QC. I only want to help.

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Bacon Happiness T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

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Let’s get this bacon logic straight. Money buys bacon. Bacon makes happiness. Therefore…money buys happiness. So true. While we’re at it, love is for sale too, and if you have the money you can have all of that that you need as well. Yay money! Bacon! And hookers! Just kidding I know cavorting with whores is not love. I’ve read the scriptures.

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Trig Om Nom Etry T Shirt

by on September 24, 2012

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Somehow the math always gets back to Pac-Man and eating. Right? But, it make sense, as those two are on the tippy top of the hierarchy of needs. Let’s eat up some mathematics with no manners….om nom nom…somebody flunked out of finishing school.

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Arrows T Shirt

by on September 23, 2012

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This design is a simple concept that looks really cool. Plus, there are the little touches that make it even more appealing like the faded look and the one broken arrow. If you’re not slamming people over the head with obvious messages, sometimes you can trigger richer reactions and connected thoughts with less information done in a more interesting style.

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Nutella Obey T Shirt

by on September 23, 2012

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Nutella gets a lot of run on the Internet. Maybe because most people think the hazelnut chocolate spread is delicious. I’m not a big fan, but I could see how people would like it so much that they believed that if it started shouting out orders you would have to obey. I’m following here. No problem…it’s just not my kind of foodstuff.

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Mr. Bang Tidy T Shirt

by on September 23, 2012

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Don’t know squat about this shirt, except that that dude looks like an M&M mated with the Pringles dude, and the kid picked up surfing at a young age and stuck with it. Is that what this design by RhysDesigns94 is getting at. Yes, I think it is.

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No idea what this means, which forces me to put on my researcher’s goggles and work the Internet for some answers. I do know there’s a super sexy pose and a lot of love, but give me a minute here to fill in the blanks. Welp…looks like rather than a pop culture thingie, it’s actually a fitness craze sweeping across the universe, which includes dance and aerobics. This video has 28.7 million views at the time of this posting.

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Moist T Shirt

by on September 22, 2012

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This is the second t-shirt I’ve seen with the word moist on it within the last 30 days. I feel a meme or movement or earth-changing experience on the horizon. Why? Because moist is a fantastic word. It’s all sexual, and gives me the willies the way it kind of glops out of your mouth. What’s not to like?

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Zach Galifianakis T Shirt

by on September 22, 2012

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As you well know if you have spent any time on this blog (you haven’t) or hung out with me for more than three minutes, I love Zach Galifianakis. Great actor. Tremendous physical comedy and spectacularly odd delivery and perspective. And great beard. I love this tshirt featuring his The Hangover face, too. It’s a really cool washed out gradient look designed by buud.

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