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Let’s see this shirt has a castle and the word silly. Let me guess: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I’ve seen that movie about 4 times, but I can never remember anything, so I’m not sure if this comes from that fine cinematic experience. Let me go check real quick.

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Man, that image strangly looks exactly like the state of Texas, and the phrasing on the shirt is almost identical to a slogan you often hear about the Friendship state. Ha ha. I just looked up the Texas state motto and it’s “friendship.” That’s terrible. Or awesome, because less words means less corny.

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Grey Contrast Pocket T Shirt

by on September 30, 2012

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I don’t think that there is even a pocket on this shirt, but it sure looks like there is one, which is what makes it so cool. It stands out like crazy, but not too much, because it matches with the neck ring. I like the red blips on the pocket as well. Very nice touch. Actually, when I look at the closeup of the pocket, it looks like it is, indeed, functional. Not sure if that’s better or not, but it’s good to know as you are on the verge of making a purchasing decision.

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Get This Shirt From Five Finger Tees

Not a bad option for wearing on Halloween, especially if you’re not really into dressing in costume. Just put on this t-shirt, so at least you look like you put some thought into it. Bonus: you look super edgy with the word “ass” on your shirt.

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Zombie Hunters T Shirt

by on September 30, 2012

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Inflicting headshots from sea to shining sea. Marc Maron summed it up nicely with the zombie stuff. I’ve never really been into it, but Halloween’s coming up and it’s gonna be all zombies, skulls, vampires, ghosts, witches, and bankers from now ’til the big night. To do my job properly I must venture into zombieland. Anyways, Maron tweeted that everybody should stop with the zombie nonsense, then he realized that the world is in chaos, and to have scary shit that you can manage is a way to deal with it. Good point. So, I give you this fine design.

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Halloween is in a month, so why not get started early getting all the Halloween-related gear you can, such as this very sophisticated pumpkin shirt. This shirt is best worn if you’re a male, because that’s extra funny. It’s actually not that funny otherwise. But, I guess, if you’re a woman and in the right company this design will do…like alone in the dark.

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I like the look of this shirt and I like that along with the messaging of insomnia builds character the design also features a cup of coffee, which is a basic drug necessity if you’re chronicly short on sleep. I’m all about the truth, and that’s especially true when it comes to caffeine and building character with lack of sleep.

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Amy Winehouse Costume

by on September 29, 2012

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Not sure if this is appropriate. Is it macabre to dress up as a fairly recently deceased pop singer? I guess it’s been over a year (she died in July 2011), so that’s probably long enough, though I would refrain from walking around light a burn out with needles sticking out of your veins and a herpes around your mouth.

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Back To The Future Costumes

by on September 29, 2012

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You just might need to go as Marty McFly for Halloween this year. Am I right? If I am, then maybe go with the down vest, colorful hat, and calculator watch. People are gonna love it. This one doesn’t come with a hoverboard, so you’ll have to find that elsewhere. Maybe take the wheels off a real board and paint it. Aren’t you glad you came here for all these brilliant ideas?

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The Big Lebowski Costumes

by on September 29, 2012

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Going as The Dude will never go out of style. Here you have two Dude’s to choose from, including the Urban Achievers bowling shirt and the Team Dude bowling shirt. These are the essential piece to any Dude bowling costume. So, decide right now that this is what you’re doing, then go ahead and get both because you know you need more than one option because of all the different Halloween festivities you’re hitting up.

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Cursed T Shirt

by on September 28, 2012

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Cursed indeed. Those whiteout eyes. And the creepy feather and mustache. Upside down cross on his forehead. Heart tattoo. Oh, and he has a snake body, which makes cursed just about right. God I hate snakes. And high and tight haircuts with a little tuft on one side, so the part in his hair will look extreme.

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Weed Blowjobs 2012 T Shirt

by on September 28, 2012

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This pretty much sums up my attitude toward politics. It’s useless. Might as well be hedonistic as this corporate state of kleptomaniacs drives this great country straight into the ground. I’m actually not much into Vice President Blowjobs, so hopefully President Weed doesn’t get knocked off, so that BJs gets thrust into the scary position of running the show.

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