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The fucking audacity to suggest cutting PBS to save the government money, when Wall St. is flat out raping the country in broad daylight. Let me break this down. These fucking welfare corporations can make absolutely ridiculous bets on shady financial products with not a care in the world, because if the bet fails, the government backstops it, and uses taxpayer money to make these horrible people at these insidious corporations whole again, because lord this country couldn’t survive without these depraved leeches.
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Caffeine rules the world basically. It’s the official drug of choice, because it is elegant and manageable. If you have strong adrenals, you can make it work for you for a lifetime without major reprocussions. That’s pretty awesome. Thus, this shirt is right on the money. Drink some more coffee. Now, I can’t give the same ringing endorsement for the sugar and dairy additions that often go along with the caffeine products, but that’s between you and the Lord.
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Basically, I think a good percentage of Americans are finally coming to the realization that US politics is all theater. There’s not one real thing going on. That put on a performance on the stage, the tv and the Internet, and then work deals in the backroom to continue growing the strength of the kleptocracy. Everybody should be pissed off of this. Everybody should be laughing in the face of the two-party system. Everybody should be marching in the streets and demanding change before we enter the new dark ages of fuedalism. And, it’s coming. Believe me it’s coming fast without a massive counter action.
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I gotta say this Psy guy is totally growing on me. He’s got a great look and a terrific dancing style. And the song he’s riding all the way to the top doesn’t make me want to puke, so that’s pretty good. Actually, it’s pretty catchy and only a few of the lyrics are in English, so I don’t even have to roll my eyes at those.
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What goes around comes around. Get it. That’s all there is to car racing. Going around. Coming around. Basically, it’s 500 Karma laps and a few brutal smash ups to get your adrenaline pumping as you sit there cheering on the GoDaddy car, and sucking on a corn dog. Fastest growing sport in America. People turning to their spiritual side in these dark times…obviously.
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It’s Willie Nelson…on a t-shirt. I’ve seen him in cartoons and on stage on the TV, but never on a shirt. This is a first for me and I think we should all celebrate by raising our glasses in a toast, drinking a healthy swig, and pulling out our wallets to purchase one or seven of these fine items. Are you with me? It’s Willie Nelson and wordplay on a shirt for Godsake.
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This shirt is creepy all the way around. That bloody red color and the spooky rabbit mask on that person with mussed hair. I might not be able sleep after seeing that, especially when I think too hard that people on the crazy planet will be wearing that design around different places, like the park, school, dinner at the favorite restaurant, Sunday school. You name it. It will be worn because it looks pretty cool and it hits the sweet spot of the creepy meter. Not too much, but just enough to give you a little shudder.
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This is a pretty amazing hoodie if you’re into the whole Transformers children’s toys thing. I am not. Although, I think one or two of those movies based on toys was alright. Did I just say a movie based on a toy was alright, and sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with the human race. Ain’t hard to figure…really. Anyways, if you’re into the Transformers, I’m pretty sure this is the hoodie to own. Am I right?
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