What’s the name of your shop? Your name? Your role? 

Ashirtload. Daryl Thomas. Co-Founder.

How did you come up with the name Ashirtload?

The Ashirtload name reflects our trademark line of “Shirt Shirts” and the wide variety of choices available to our customers. All our designs are available on over 40 different colored shirts.

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Going to those meetings is a bitch, but BA will help you get centered and grounded and real, and give you a foundation to work from. If you’re a boobaholic baby, yeah, you exposed your addictive personality earlier, but look on the bright side. It could have been crystal meth at 27. You’re getting it out of the way early. And, at least you got breast feed. Mother’s milk is the best.

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Dumpster diving! Once you get to a place in your life where dumpster diving becomes acceptable, then the rules of sanitation change. Whereas once you lived in a house with floors that were cleaned once a week and the rule if an unwrapped piece of food hit the tile was 5 seconds. However, if you’re living under a bridge, homeless, then 100,000 seconds is a little more reasonable. It brings a lot more options into play, including stuff that’s thrown out.

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It’s fun as an agnostic to pretend that certain actors profess to follow different religions, and then to think about what they would look like as a typical believer in that particular sect. Apparently, other people in the world, including the designer of this shirt, find the exercise fascinating as well. Thus, Christian Bale is obviously has Jesus in his heart, but what if he was a Jew or Muslim.

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Nice little switcherooni here. You thought the shirt was gonna say bitches be crazy, but no… What we have here is just the opposite and also a sometimes true statement, because in reality, life is complicated. Sometimes the bitches be crazy and sometimes the bitches be perfectly reasonable. It’s a case by case and even moment by moment judgment.

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Not sure what I think about using babies to amplify the humor on shirts. Is it wrong? I mean it’s funny as hell, just like drawing dicks on baby’s faces when they are sleeping is hilarious, but maybe it’s not the right thing to do. I mean, what are people gonna think. That’s this baby was in dire straights with crack addict parents, so he pulled up photoshop and designed this t-shirt, then sent it out to have it printed at one of those print on demand places. Then, elbowed mom out of the way when the UPS dude arrived at the door. Then, started wearing it on the sly. Just seems kind of unrealistic.

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Very nice callout to the fine scene from Silence of the Lambs. James Gumb was such a fantastic character. How come I can’t find Bill Hader’s impression of Gumb on SNL. Dammit. Someone help me out right here.

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This is like MY shirt, what with living in the basement and following my mom’s rules. There are perks you know. Don’t have to pay too much rent. I can sneak Funyuns out of the pantry when she’s at work. And, I get compliments on my appearance, which boosts my confidence and, basically, allows me to continue being awesome on the Internet.

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This is a funny twist on that tired Al Gore invented the Internet shit. So, happy they got his face in the design with the lid of his skull popped up and tools tinkering in that brain of his. Very well done right here. I wonder if they programmed in the sex scandal stuff, or if that was a glitch?

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What’s the name of your shop? Your name? Your role?

Defunkd – James Applegath aka Jimmy J – Founder, Slave

How did you come up with the name Defunkd?

I racked my brains trying to think of a word that could represent items of clothing and labels that are no longer manufactured, aka vintage. I funked out the word defunct.

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Go Sports T Shirt

by on October 11, 2012

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If you really want to prove that you’re a nerd and have no sports team affinities, and have no idea about sports, nor do you care, then this Go Sports t-shirt is definitely one that you should consider purchasing and wearing frequently. It really just trivializes sports, which is probably what most sports need, since many are taken way too seriously.

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The most inspirational subterranean speech made by a youth in a movie released in 1985. Why wouldn’t you immediately purchase this tee. It’s a no brainer. Come on guys. This is our time.

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