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Literally. Am I right? Stick figure dude spoke with his mouth words that sounded like he was going to be there for his “buddy” but in reality, he was a horrible friend, and tore his spine out of his body, which really has to hurt. I think the dude that thought he had a friend in good times and in bad, is in shock, but he’ll probably crumple in pain and disappointment very soon.

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Wasn’t sure where the humerus bone was, so I looked it up. It’s between the shoulder and the elbow. That’s a pretty big bone. It’s no femur but it’s pretty close. Oh, and this is what would call wordplay supplemented with imageplay. Good stuff indeed, especially since that humrus looks like it got unearthed after a good 50 years.

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Waldo is kinda gangsta. He gets around and can never be found if he doesn’t want to be found. Does what he wants. And wears the loud crazy stripes just because he can. You know the reason he’s always on the run though. Right? Murdered his old lady.

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If you’re into superheroes and it’s nearing Halloween then you’re probably in need of a super hero costume. Well, if that’s the case, and I know it is, then you better take Super Hero Stuff up on their 10% off offer, because they have an awesome selection of stuff that you need. Use CROW10 at checkout.

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Skull T Shirt

by on October 17, 2012

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How about this for a spooky t-shirt? Some red-eyed freaks inside a sharp-toothed skull. A big bloodshot eyeball is being handled from within the skull. I think basically this is a statement against anti-biotics, because there are deadly viral strains evolving to overcome the anti-biotics and become unstoppable. So powerful, in fact, that they’ll consume you from the inside out.

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Another Rich Eisen shirt from The Loyalist line.  If you want to know where this quote is from check out Eisen’s podcast where he previews the AFC East. I’m too lazy to go dig that up, but if you listen to this dude’s podcast you already know what’s what.

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Rich Eisen likes this shirt. Tweet a pic of yourself wearing this shirt to @richeisen and you will be entered for a chance to win a game day chat with the host of the NFL Network.

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I did not know that Atlanta was the zombie capital of the world until I started in depth research on this search. But, guess what? It’s true. The Walking Dead is filmed and set in Atlanta. My great aunt lives in Atlanta, and the more I think about it, the more I’m pretty sure she’s a zombie. So, that just about proves it. Plus, there’s this New York Times article.

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This is all backwards and crazy, because lemonade is delicious and lemons are sour as your gramma’s ear wax. But, from what I read on the blogs and hear in the Youtube videos, absurdity is in. So, this shirt is probably right in your ridiculous wheelhouse. Enjoy.

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Nice use of the iconic Major League Baseball logo colors right here. Dude’s gonna nail that fly. Isn’t it interesting to think about how fly swatters evolved. You know they started out as something solid like a rolled up magazine, then smart people figured out that flies are light and swooshing done with a solid object creates wind and just pushes them out of harms way. So, then they busted out the modern day swatter with the lightweight plastic with tons of holes so it cuts through the air faster. I’m sure the bendy nature of the plastic stuff is also intentional. Probably utilizes a natural whipping motion that kills flies dead even more accurately.

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This calls out a great scene from Workaholics. Zumba pants versus Speedo. But, one of the man rules is you can’t fight with a boner, and they keep getting boners as they wrestle so they call it off. They can’t figure out what’s going on. I like the cock on this shirt. It makes for a nice touch.

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I think poppin’ bottles is the word in the club if you’re celebrating, having a good time and poppin’ crazy bottles of champagne. Usually, in this particular scenario, you’re wearing designer jeans and throwing money around like it was your last day on earth. Mary still has the sensible dress and umbrella, but she really knows how to party.

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