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How do people know Mario talks like this? I’m going to make a big confession right now. I’ve never played Super Mario Brothers or maybe I did once at a friend’s house, and I sucked so bad they didn’t let me play again.

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Time to straighten out the fallacy that is the James Bond 007 title You Only Live Twice. That is wrong, and the hottest Internet meme is here to prove it. You only live once so live like Bond is totally more like it. What did you do today that lived up to the principles of YOLO. I killed my ugly neighbor, because life is too short to look at that. I’m totally kidding. I’m a good-hearted person for reals.

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Luchadorable T Shirt

by on October 23, 2012

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Of course, we have a cat dressed up in a luchador costume. And, of course, the shirt featuring this absurdity is called luchadorable. It just stands to reason that this would happen in the age where cats basically rule the cyberworld. And, yes, the cat is pretty adorable as is the model wearing the shirt.

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Head Arnold T Shirt

by on October 23, 2012

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Hey Arnold was a animated show from 1996-2004 that apparently people watched and enjoyed enough to recognize the abstract drawings of all the heads in the show. The main dude was known as football head because his head was shaped like a jackfruit. If one of these shirts sells in the next year, I’ll be flabbergasted. But, of course, I know nothing about what has a cult following that can last a decade.

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Nice detail on this fine Spaceship Timeline t-shirt design. Can you name all of the “ships?” If you can, do so in the comments. I know there’s some Dr. Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, and the hyperdermic needle from Trainspotters, but that’s all I’m good for.

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Beer FX T Shirt

by on October 22, 2012

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I suppose if you drink enough beer, you’ll start to see things in blurry triplicate. Why not try it tonight? The trick is staying conscious long enough to catch the optical illusion. Remember if the room is spinning, you have gone too far.

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I’m guessing this is from a video game of some sort. Am I right? But, really, is it true. Must be. I mean if lava is basically molten earth, it stands to reason it’s hot enough to melt a diamond. Though, those diamonds have been through quite a chemical transformation, under a lot of pressure, to get where they are so who knows.

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Nice!!!!!! This MR. T and Transformers mashup design from SevenHundred is pretty spectacular. Mr. T has the hair, the bling, and the physique. Plus, he turns into the A-Team van, which is truly marvelous.

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I like this because it’s not an over-the-top zombie. It obviously is a zombie with the deteriorating skin, including a deformed face, but there’s not too much blood and brains and bones peaking through, which is a welcome change to the normal zombie fare. How would you feel if this undead Uncle Sam was recruiting you to join the ranks. I’d poop my pants and cry like a 6-year-old girl.

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Zombies T Shirt

by on October 21, 2012

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I like to call this one zombies behind some boards. Or zombies penned up behind a boarded up window. It’s ominous though, because you know at some point they’re going to figure out how to get out and try to eat your brains.

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Death Note T Shirt

by on October 21, 2012

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Scary Grim Reaper carrying a music note scythe and he’s after you. What’s a death note? Is that like a death letter? Got a letter this morning what do you reckon it read.”

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Obviously feeling pain and anguish for his lot in life, the werewolf gives it his all to the moon. You haven’t heard a howl like this before. It brings shivers to the bones. Great design by Javier Ramos Eguiluz.

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