Thorium T Shirt

by on November 5, 2012

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Hey, it’s another Periodic Table of the Elements design. Though, I don’t know that I’ve seen one conceived like this. A beard, an arm brandishing the Hammer, helmet and cape actually on the rectangle pulled from the table. You know, I never even check if the elements referenced on the shirt designs are real. This could basically be a total hoax, and you’re slowly falling for it.

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It used to be the wavy lines coming out of the hot air hand dryer, now it’s the ripples in the swimming area of the lake. Bacon is everywhere. Just where you want it. In a filthy public bathroom and in a lake. Delish.

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Poor moon looking at his portrait of an astronaut fondly. Remembering the time when brave men used to visit her. Of course, she also has a selective memory even though there’s a daily reminder of abuse by flag planting in her back. There should probably be another moon shot soon just to get her back in good spirits.

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Ambiguity T Shirt

by on November 4, 2012

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What happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness. I like this one a lot. It’s funny wordplay, and the distressed design totally looks old school Vegas. I should probably get this tee because this is basically my entire life. Wait, who am I?

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Oh man, the Wizard of Oz crew has kinda slipped into the murky side of life. I know they had a rough journey down the yellow brick road, and went through a lot of stuff, but they made it through. Seems like that would have made ’em stronger as they collectively live happy lives on the straight and narrow.

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Penguin Piano T Shirt

by on November 4, 2012

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You can like piano and wear this shirt and you can like penguins and wear this shirt and you can like piano and/or penguins only if they’re combined with the other and wear this shirt. Otherwise, you cannot wear this shirt. You may even be allowed to look at an image of this shirt for more than seven seconds. So, you have to ask yourself, HONESTLY, do you have what it takes to wear this design by Lim Heng Swee.

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Oscar’s Hangout T Shirt

by on November 4, 2012

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This is terrific. You feel all sorry for Oscar because he’s stuck in that goddamn trashcan. You give him a pass for being so goddamn grouchy. Then, you find out that he has a very sweet subterranean hangout, so he’s just a dick in spite of himself. Nice totally intact dinosaur skull in the dirt next to his pad. And the dog bone is nice too. Would have been kind of funny if there was some hottie sitting next to him on that sofa. Maybe she’s in the bathroom. Or maybe she left him a long time ago and he’s been unhappy ever since.

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I don’t even care that the Day of the Dead has passed. This Panda Day of the Dead is spectacular and I just found it today. So, in my mind today is Day of the Dead, because this shirt just now snuck up on me, just like the Grim Reaper sometimes sneaks up on you.

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So the deer has a lightning bolt blasting through it, but the shirt is called stuck in the headlights. So, this is one bad evening for this animal. I mean, yes, deer do get stuck in the headlights, like they get overwhelmed with the speed and size of the car, and the brightness of the lights. He freezes understandable. But, this unfortunate sucker also gets struck by lightning at that very moment. Had it just been an empty road, he would have skipped across and met his hot doe date on the other side of the forest. Instead he gets mesmerized by the car lights, and struck dead by lightning. Rough night.

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IT Crowd ROFL T Shirt

by on November 4, 2012

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This show is pretty whack in a good way, and the story of this shirt is no exception. Now, if I just happened to have watched the show, and knew exactly what this was, I could give you a little background and commentary on it. Alas, I know nothing. Just kidding. I totally know (just a minute….Youtube search) that this image is….ah shit I don’t know. Here’s a clip where Roy loses his shirt. Perhaps it’s the ROFL shirt:

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Better Call Saul T Shirt

by on November 3, 2012

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Am I crazy in thinking that Bob Odenkirk is amazing as Saul in Breaking Bad. I think nearly all of the recurring characters are terrific, but Saul Goodman has just the right amount of sleazy likeability and humor to be very watchable. Love the show and love the shirt. Perfectly captures Saul at his finest.

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You know these Daleks are badass, when they are exterminating the most beloved bots from other TV/movie franchises. But, that’s not the only reason you want this shirt. It’s also just pretty cool looking. Best looking Dalek I’ve seen on a shirt so far.

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