Get this Shirt from Threadless

I pretty much love this design by David Olenick. Finally a penguin saying what most penguins are thinking: “I am fucking freezing.”

Yeah, they have downey coats and nice bit of blubber, but if just standing around in Antarctica with -75 degrees below zero windchill, you’re going to be fucking freezing.

Read more on Penguin I Am Fucking Freezing T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Get This Shirt from Threadless

Bad Night at the Precinct: Katerine Blatty, Issue 3, Vol. 7. I can’t figure out if this shirt is related to a web comic or what. Seems like it is with the issue and volume number. I can only guess Katherine is a vampire prostitute and she’s pissed for being brought in to the police precinct. Might a got a little ugly right after the mugshot was taken. That Katherine is a pretty hot vampire though.

Read more on Bad Night At The Precinct T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Get This Shirt From Threadless

This is a very absurd looking design by Philip Tseng. That would be quite a site to see an enormous robot walking down the street. Especially, if it was wearing a fake mustache. I wonder what city is welcoming the big guy?

Read more on Mr Roboto Goes Sightseeing T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Them Birds T Shirt

by on November 10, 2012

Get This Shirt From Threadless

I love this design. Alfred Hitchcock has always been an intriguing character to me, but couple his schlump on a park bench with very colorful Angry Birds and you have a killer design from Dan Elijah Fajardo and Peter Kramar.

Read more on Them Birds T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Get This Shirt From 80s Tees

Sheldon knows everything, so if he was wrong he would know it. Damn he’s smart. Damn he’s smug. Damn he’s funny. I like the plaid jacket too. Now, I should probably watch the show to confirm all this BS I’m talkin’ right now.

Read more on Don’t You Think If I Were Wrong I’d Know It T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Batman Masked Pajamas

by on November 10, 2012

Get These Pajamas from 80s Tees

Let me tell you something that’s counter-intuitive. If you somehow work some game at the bar, and get a girl to come home with you, I have a piece of advice. Tell her to wait on your bed while you slip into something more comfortable. Grab the Batman jammies, and come back out. She’ll laugh and think you’re a super nerd, but don’t worry…she will not reject you. She will want you, because you were brave enough to be absurd.

Read more on Batman Masked Pajamas…

{ 0 comments }

Chewbacca Fur Hoodie

by on November 10, 2012

Get This Shirt From 80s Tees

You flip that hood on and people will think they entered the cinema dimension. You will look exactly like Chewbacca. Figure out how to work your glottis to get that haunted dying dog call, and somebody might call Disney to arrest you for impersonation.

Read more on Chewbacca Fur Hoodie…

{ 0 comments }

Get this Shirt from 80s Tees

Generally, I would say that it’s way too early to start talking about Christmas stuff, but if it’s a Xmas sweater featuring He-Man and She-Ra, then that’s an entirely different story. This is something so magnificent that you need to talk about it all year long.

Read more on He-Man She-Ra Merry Christmas Sweater…

{ 0 comments }

Gang Signs Bedo Shirts

by on November 9, 2012

Get this Tee From Bedo Shirts

Hey look. Instead of bloods or crips or westside or whatever the hell the gangs throwin’ signs out there today are called, the hands on this design are throwin’ Bedo, which is a really cool way for an indie shop to do a logo shirt. Way better than just having your logo on there and trying to sell that. I’m not saying that terrible. Some people are big fans of the brand and wear that proudly.

Read more on Gang Signs Bedo Shirts…

{ 0 comments }

Overlook Hotel T shirt

by on November 8, 2012

Get This Shirt From Busted Tees

The Shining. Classic horror film from Stanley Kubrick starring Jack Nicholson. You want to subtly let people at your place of employment know that all work and no play makes you a dull boy. Seriously. They’ll throw you the cool projects. And extra paid time off. Probably let you telecommute at least 3 times a week. This shirt has power if worn the right way.

Read more on Overlook Hotel T shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Nintendonitis T Shirt

by on November 8, 2012

Get This Shirt From Busted Tees

You play too much of that video game business and you’re gonna get an injury. It can’t be good for you to sit in front of a TV all tensed up trying to kill and not be killed for hours upon hours at a time. That’s gotta be stress producing. Plus, all that repetitive motion. I’m surprised more kids aren’t laid out with the terrible malady Nintendonitis.

Read more on Nintendonitis T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Get This Shirt From Busted Tees

Not sure if that patient orange is upset because he has a straw in his head, or because the doctor in the emergency room is wearing funny nose and glasses and is seemingly mocking the entire situation.

Read more on Orange Doctor’s Office T Shirt…

{ 1 comment }