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I think the parties put on good pre-election theater, and petty house quarrels to keep up appearances, but they all serve the same master at the end of the day, and that is not we the people. Oh wait, it is actually, because corporations are people, so, in fact, the elected and paid off officials on the Hill are working with the best interests of People Inc. in mind.

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I’m not super excited for complete morons and idiotic crybabies as the descriptors for the voters of the two parties, but the concept is strong enough that I’m going to endorse it anyway. I’m thinking more delusional and willfully ignorant. I mean if you’re voting for either of the two parties you’re voting for massive, unadulterated corruption.

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Get 20% off all shirts and hats at Snorg Tees now through Thursday November 15, 2012. This is a great deal, and gives you a chance to get a jump on your holiday shopping.

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It’s a giraffe! Finally, he just had enough of the elephants’ tall jokes and let them know that, yes, while you’re standing there in the rain, my head is literally above the clouds and it’s sunny and warm and beautiful. Of course, if his torso or tail or hooves could talk they would talk in some Chicago gangster accent like…whaddya think I’m gettin’ pissed on same as you down here Phant Face.

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Investigator T Shirt

by on November 12, 2012

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It’s wordplay combined with a cute Private Investigator with woolen cap, scarf and magnifying glass. He may be a cute PI, but watch out he’s got very keen observational skills, and he can eat your face.

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Busting Star Wars’ balls a little bit. You don’t get that very often in this nerdy online world that we live in, but it’s a legit point. A long time ago but somehow in the future is a very curious and confusing way to start a movie.

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BCollar T Shirt

by on November 11, 2012

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Not sure what’s going on with the shirt, but anytime you can featuring a guy with suspenders on the same shirt with a special needs kid on a modern day big wheel, and illegible type, you gotta do it. Get some broads in there and some paint splatter and you have a design that wears well in the club, at the party, at school, and at your bar mitzvah.

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‘Merica T Shirt

by on November 11, 2012

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I like this design. It’s over-the-top as reviewers of things say. It’s an eagle headshot with its penetrating eye and an abbreviation of the word America, which shows familiarity, and love of country, and Patriotism, and everything that is right with the US of A.

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We Got Him T Shirt

by on November 11, 2012

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I think this design is traumatic for anyone who sees it. I mean this poor creature’s decapitated head lying in a pool of blood. Jar-Jar Binks was so beloved by all. Why do they say “we got him” like everybody wanted him to die. Just kidding. The Binks voice was almost as grating as the bullshit backward talk from Yoda in my book.

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Sometimes you want to get old school with your gaming, so you pull out the original Nintendo and play the classic games. Doesn’t that controller just cause a wave of nostalgia to wash over you. Me neither. Never played Nintendo. I do like any I’d Tap That sexual reference I can get my hands on though.

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Not sure what this is. It looks like a cowboy dog with a mustache. 6 Dollar Shirts is calling it Outlaw Spirit Mustache and makes mention of undead. So, perhaps it’s a zombie outlaw spirit dog, which is pretty cool, though I don’t see all the gore and exposed bones that is generally associated with zombies. Maybe dogs hold it together better.

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Awake and Unafraid T Shirt

by on November 11, 2012

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That’s a lot of eyeballs. And, normally that creature, who we will call, eyebally, is the one giving people nightmares, but in this instance I think we have learned that eyebally is prone to an overactive imagination. Fortunately, for him he’s managing his fears and tonight he’s unafraid, which is a sweet story even if he’s the ugliest creature on this or any other planet.

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