may-the-fourth-be-with-you-t-shirt

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I can’t seem to feature enough of these May 4th tees…the official holiday of Star Wars. I guess as a director you know you did something special if there is a cleverly named holiday based on your sci-fi movie saga. Not bad George Lucas. Not bad. Wait, how much did he sell the empire to Disney for? Must have been a couple bucks at least.

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jackalope-bronco-t-shirt

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That’s a big jackalope. Never seen one that big, but I guess that’s what happens when you’re in Texas. The cowboys figured out they could ride them. Why not, they’re big and fast. A couple dudes got real hurt the first few times they tried, but them gentling a jackalope became almost a science. The wisdom passed down through the oral tradition.

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beard-diversity-animal-kingdom-t-shirtGet This Shirt From Fraggles and Friggles

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Let’s see…what animals do we have here. Emporer Tamarin. Big Horn Goat. Bearded Reedling. Schnauzer. If you’re into the facial hair of monkeys, goats, birds, and dogs, then this shirt was designed specifically for you. I mean how much synchronicity do you need before you take action. Basically, you, Fraggles and Fraggles and the Universe just came together for an amazing gathering.

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Wow. I just read the story on this Martian Skull tee, and if true, it’s quite amazing. In 1982 a team of archeologists found this skull in a newly discovered temple. On their way to Bagdad, the team had a “road accident” and somehow the artifact ended up under the watchful eye of the US Air Force in an undisclosed Ohio location.

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Future Dino T Shirt

by on April 3, 2013

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That is a dinosaur from the future. Lasers. Wings. Helmet. Rock boosters. Pretty badass. And those eyes. On fire. The dinosaurs didn’t go extinct. Instead they all hopped in a big spaceship and went to a distant planet for thousands of years. They picked up some technology, waited for the asteroids to hit Earth, cause havoc, then stabilize. Then they came back and scared everybody. By the way, this is a glimpse into the future. This is going to happen in like 20 years.

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cmyk-astronauts-t-shirt

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I like this one. That one astronaut lives by the code: “just gotta be me.” So, everybody has their white spacesuit on, this dude had a custom suit put together, along with special blue space paint on the helmet. Let’s not forget the yellow appendages. If the aliens are out there and looking for someone to rever, who do you think they’re going to approach. That’s right. Pink.

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Pizza Planet T Shirt

by on April 3, 2013

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Toy Story!

Serving your local star cluster. Call mission control for a delivery shuttle. Buzz Lightyear is hoping aboard so they can find Andy. Apparently, there’s a thing with the Pizza Planet truck — it’s in all the Toy Story movies — so this shirt will definitely become a collectors item in no more than 37 years.

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Cigar Monkey T Shirt

by on April 3, 2013

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You know, I was just looking for a t-shirt featuring an ape smoking a cigar. Lo and behold…I was doing my daily rounds of sports and pop culture Internet surfing, and ran into this beauty. It’s exactly what I was looking for, because it makes a REAL statement. I mean, when I’m wearing this tee, I feel nobody is going to mess with me, yet they know I have a sense of humor. It’s the best of both worlds.

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crack-hopper-sweatshirt

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Hey now…Twantard’s got sweatshirts. Some kind of hieroglyphic, mole-faced magpie man dancing like Old Time Relijun was playing that same song that exorcised his demons last time they were in town.

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8 Bit Bosses T Shirt

by on April 2, 2013

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Who can name all these characters and the games they’re from? Anybody? Drop ’em in the comments if you dare. I’ll start. Mike Tyson. Donkey Kong. Now you go. Name all the 8 Bit Bosses and you will receive all the glory. You want all the glory do you not?

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nature-is-a-milf-t-shirt

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This design makes me think of The Beatles’ song, Mother Nature’s Son, except then we’re talking an Oedipus situation, which might be a little too much to wear on your chest.

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may-the-4th-be-with-you-t-shirt

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I always forget that May 4 is a Star Wars thing now. And, it’s incredible to me because there a clever little sense of humor to the whole thing. May the Fourth. Come on. It’s someone saying the classic Star Wars line with a lisp and now we celebrate the movie franchise officially on the fourth day of May. That’s crazy.

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