Black Hole Sun T Shirt

by on November 18, 2012

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This is the depiction of a solar eclipse. I can’t really see all the interesting detail, but on the whole the shirt looks cool. There’s some solar flaring, and wisps of fire. It looks like the men’s design is different from the women’s, so be aware of that as you shop.

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Robot Attack T Shirt

by on November 18, 2012

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The old school robots are tearin’ up the place. It’s scary and sad if you’re losing loved ones. Still, it’s interesting that robot nation unleashed the old designs. Maybe they make them do the dirty work, but when it’s time to rule humanity they’ll bring the new, sleek and shiny robots as heads of state.

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Beer Tank T Shirt

by on November 18, 2012

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Hey it looks like you are the beer with this tank on. It’s even got suds. Trouble is it’s a lighter beer and the shirt doesn’t spell out that it’s beer, so people may look at it and think you’re wallowing in a large glass of urine. And, maybe they start poking you to try to take the piss out of you. Or maybe they recognize that it’s beer and they think that’s cool, and that triggers an uncontrollable urge to lick your tricep. Might happen.

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Paws T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

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It’s a mashup with the movie Jaws and a kitten. Awwwww! Although, maybe it isn’t so cute because I’ve always said sharks are the cats of the sea, because cats are killing machines on land, and sharks are killing machines in the ocean. So, maybe this isn’t as far fetched and absurd as we think it is.

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Galapagos Style T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

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Is that Darwin riding a giant sea turtle, because if it is, that’s the most random shit out there, and it’s hilarious. Dude’s got the serious white beard, leather reins, and those shades, ‘cuz being out there on the islands can be tough on the eyes if you don’t protect them. Did they have UV protection back in the day?

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Me Gusta T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

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Nothing like the freaky-faced moon. Looks like the moon had a little too much bad Tequila, but instead of just letting the vomit fly, he’s holding it in, which is kind of ridiculous. Let it fly moon. Of course, I’m not sure how space works. Could be if the moon let’s it fly, the upchuck scatters like 9 inches away and forms a little ring around the moon because of gravity and spinning on axes, and revolutions. So, then, the humbling experience is with moon forever more, and amatuer astronomers pull out there telescopes and night and start making fun of him.

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Don’t T Shirt

by on November 17, 2012

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Thug Life. Something quick like that. It’s Red and he’s a survivor and he’s frickin funny. When you’re dealing with the enemy and you got the gun just pull the piece and say something quick like “don’t.”

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Use Coupon Code FRV013 at check out for 10% off your purchase.

Who is this we? Do I need to know this before I wear the shirt. Who am I aligning with. Occupy? Ants are Humans Too (AAHT)? Freaky Aliens with great powers that can change the Earth into a gelatinous mass with a snap of a grotesquely long finger and thumb? I need more specifics here. Or maybe ambiguity inspires. This shirt announces that the collective we is trying to make a difference, and the wearer of the shirt is onboard. So, innocent passersby must at least engage with the thought of world changing as they read the tee.

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Clearly Ambiguous T Shirt

by on November 16, 2012

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Nice little absurdity here. The joke is ambiguity is not clear. It’s muddy. Convoluted. Unclear. Though, I guess you could say look at that pond. The water is clearly muddy and that actually makes sense even though it’s awkwardly phrased. Maybe that’s all this shirt is saying about the wearer. “I am awkward” and slightly nerdy.

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This is a very prestigious award, and I find it funny that you can select the year. Like you’re thinking to yourself when did I really have game in my life. All the dudes called me playa, and the honeys wanted to get with me. Oh yeah…1987. Had that mullet and the finest parachute pants you could get. That’s the year. Then you tell T-shirt Hell, as you place your order that the year on the shirt, after serious consideration, should be 1987.

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I really like this shirt. Completely random. Has the word dick and a picture of a dick. Plus, the nice initialism WTF. There’s not much more you could really desire for a t-shirt in this day and age. Of course, I expect nothing less from Tshirt Hell.

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Stark Arc Reactor T Shirt

by on November 15, 2012

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What we have here is a little Iron Man business. The Tony Stark Arc Reactor on a t-shirt, so you can have the amazing powers. Sure stand in front of that bus with this tee on you’ll stop it. Heck yeah jump off the tippy top of that building, you’ll fly.

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