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Now, this is a racy little number here. Plus, it’s a double entendre which is always good times. Most civilian Hummer drivers are dicks. It’s the nature of the beast. But, also, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Blow jobs can be called hummers, and blow jobs are done on dicks, so that’s where you get that secret meaning that only those in the know will catch on to.

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It would be funny if you had to go to a dojo and work with a sensei for endless hours to get your technique right. No, no. Too fast. Squeeze harder. Less lube. Real black belt…no lotion. Then there’s some sort of Karate Kid like tournament. And it gets hard (no pun intended) and it looks grim, but you pull it out in the end. Winner gets a case of super soft toilet paper.

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This comes from that Jay-Z and Kanye West song, but the lyric is poignant for all you Brooklynites out there. It’s your home. And you’re proud of it. You want people to know where you’re coming from and where you’re going and every road leads back home.

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I Remain Chi Town T Shirt

by on November 20, 2012

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Is this what we’re talking about here? The Kanye West and Jay-Z song Gotta Have It? Is this what we’re talking about. ‘cuz mostly this seems like it’s for the Chicagoan’s out there, but one of those dudes says I Remain Chi Town but live in Brooklyn forever…which I don’t really understand. It’s probably Jay-Z and maybe he’s talkin’ about how he’s from Chicago, but he’s living in Brooklyn now overseeing his .02% stack in the Nets.

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Stillers T Shirt

by on November 20, 2012

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At first I thought Ben Stiller had done so well with his Hollywood career that he stashed a steal mill load of cash with which to buy the Steelers. He, then, of course, in his funny way, changed the name of the team to the Stillers. The ultimate family legacy. Well that and Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian and Little Focker’s. Anyway, I had to look it up to see if this was the story, and…it’s not.

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America’s Team T Shirt

by on November 20, 2012

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Check out this The Loyalist offering. Either you’re 72% of the US population that hates the Dallas Cowboys or you’re the 28% that loves them. Are they still considered America’s team. I thought that was more in the glory days of the 70s. Wait, this is like a retro shirt, so it doesn’t matter what’s up with Jerry Jones and company today. This one is calling back Staubach, Landry, Dorsett, etc.

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Martini Meerkat T Shirt

by on November 19, 2012

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Meerkats are awesome. That straight posture. The pride. The sense of belonging. Slip in a martini and you have a design that jumps off the tee and straight into the subconscious of all that pass your way. And you know what these folks have planted within them as they see that wonderful animal with the sunglasses? It’s a deep thought and roughly translated it goes like this…the person wearing that shirt is the most amazing person on the planet, I want to have a meaningful interaction with them that is tasteful and helps them in some way.

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Do the kids even know what that piece of paper is? It’s a library book checkout record. You used to have to go to the counter and the people at the library would stamp the book. Wait, I can’t even remember them writing the record in a book also, but that must have happened in my lifetime. I’m an old dude.

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Panda Bamboozled T Shirt

by on November 19, 2012

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Get it? It’s a panda and she’s bamboozled sitting there wondering why the mating in captivity never works. She does her part. She eats a healthy diet of bamboo. What’s up with that? The zookeeper is always saying it will work and they bring in all these dirty bears.

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You were smart enough not to sign up for classes on Friday. Right? I mean Thursday is for drinkin’. Now, let’s take it to the next level. With one slight change of a vowel, now we’re talking about the day of the Hammer God so it’s only natural to take it from quaint social drinking to getting hammered. I’m talking losing friends and permanent neurological damage hammered. Get this shirt and GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!

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The Painter T Shirt

by on November 18, 2012

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I’ve seen a few shirts where a person on the shirt is interacting with the design, either creating it, hanging from it or marveling at it. This is a great example of this convention. The artist using your t-shirt as the canvas to create a deeply colorful work.

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Extinct T Shirt

by on November 18, 2012

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This is a really cool design by Nice Bleed. A dinosaur blending into the land. And overlook with trees and rocks and roots and birds. This is the way of life on Earth. We live we die. It’s hard to fathom. Or maybe this shirt is literal. Some T Rex was fed up with worsening conditions. All the other dinosaurs were dying out, so he decided to jump off a cliff. However, instead of reach the ocean or river below, he hit a precipice. Then, some environmentalist hikers in the 70’s bushwhacked a trial to this very spot, not knowing that as the looked out across the beyond, they were standing on the head of a suicidal dinosaur.

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