
Get This Shirt from Pud Tees
You don’t often see a girl with a pipe, especially a very young girl like this. Generally, you want to dissaude kids from smoking, but this one seems like she was born to smoke a pipe at a young age, and write humorous books. Oh, and the Hall & Oates song, Maneater, is about this once she turns 18, because she just chews ’em up. So…much…power. Look at those curls, the smile, those smokey eyes.
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Get This Dress From 80s Tees
This is cool, except I think to make it authentic you have to cut one of your legs off. I mean do you want to remember the real meaning of the best sub-plot of A Christmas Story or not. That lamp did not have two legs. It had one. But, it’s truly festive holiday garb, and the reason you’re missing a leg will be a great story you can tell for a lifetime.
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Get This Shirt from WTF
Ah! This shirt is strictly for WTF fans, and if they listen to Marc Maron’s podcast then they know the story of his missing cat Boomer, and they know he’s done a shirt proclaiming that his feline friend is still alive in his heart with an outside chance that he moved to another house down the street.
So, why highlight the shirt. Here’s why…if you’re into comedy you need to listen to WTF. It’s interview with the very interesting minds of comedy, and some musicians. It’s a gift to you this holiday season.
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Get This Shirt From Five Finger Tees
You see what they did there? There’s two departments on the same shirt. I’m guessing there are Redundancy Departments without the name redundancy that do a lot of good work, including making sure corporate data is kept secure with backup storage — redundancies — in place. And, of course, there are those that examine workforce redundancies and perform magnificent, sweeping layoffs. Yay!
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Get This Shirt from Busted Tees
It’s hard to call a sweater ugly on such a lovely girl. But, I guess if I ignore Kristen Mukai, somehow, I can understand how this sweater t-shirt might be considered ugly. I really dig the reindeer’s dancing around the disembodied Santa head. Though maybe there should be some symmetry where the snowman only has a head and the candy canes are dancing. Of course, that would probably make the shirt too good looking. It would be called gorgeous Christmas Sweater Shirt, and Busted Tees would have had to drum up an entirely different marketing plan.
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Get this Tee from Tshirt Hell
Yeah, ha ha if a hot, bitchy housewife is wearing this, but ROFFL if you’re a hairy, sweaty dude and you’re proudly wearing this in a tight 4X. Then you get props and I greatly appreciate the sexualized Santa humor. This shirt just reminded me I need to watch Bad Santa for the holidays again. Gather round kiddies. It’s Billy Bob Thorton being hilarious.
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