Zombie Corps Polo Shirt

by on December 3, 2012

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Another beautiful stitched design. How can you not appreciate the hunched over zombie silhouette, the shotguns, and the axes? You cannot not not not appreciate that stuff. It’s too good, especially if you can wear it to work because it meets the dress code.

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Run Humans Polo Shirt

by on December 3, 2012

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I was a teenager in the 80s, so Izod and Polo and shit like that were all the rage. It was important what insignia was on your shirt if you wanted to even be invited to play in the game. Now, the kids can choose awesome embroidery like this T Rex chasing some dudes. Sometimes I really do believe this world is evolving to a better place.

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Ah, those were the days. Now, you have undergone a personal inflation of sorts where least expensive happiness you can buy is a $5 handie from a hobo with very callused hands. Getting older is a bitch.

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Kind of a multi-layered Bacon thing going on here. Bacon is basically the most important food on the Internet. One layer. 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon is a game that basically suggests that everybody on earth is 6 degrees of connection or less from the actor. Meaning you know someone, who works with someone, who landscapes someone’s yard, who manages a singer-songwriter, who gets their anus bleached by Bacon’s bleacher.

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It’s Big Bang Theory and it’s practical jokes. Shelden Cooper sure can pull a zinger. Can you tell I don’t know what this is referring to and that I really don’t want to put in the 7 seconds of research to figure it out. Alas, I’m a professional. BRB.

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I like this one. The adding machine and the awkward holding of the phone. Dude’s not giving up the dream. He’s being proactive and not dressing like all the other casual jean-wearing schlubs on his floor. Good for him. You get the feeling he’s gonna make it. Actually, does it change things if that’s a broad?

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uSheep T Shirt

by on December 2, 2012

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I like this one for the holiday season. Everybody is asking Santa for the latest Macbook whatever or iPad whatnot, and really they’re all just uSheep. Wait, this isn’t a very festive message. I enjoy my iPods, so I can’t say anything too negative, but it is a bit cultish with some folks. I can see Apple haters really digging this design. I only hate iTunes for Windows.

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Nice little twist on the It’s a Trap meme that has blossomed from the classic Ackbar scene from Star Wars. Let’s rework that scene with a sophisticated Englishman in a top hat, monocle, and moustache, and switch up the dialog to match. It’s an Elaborate Ruse is definitely what you would get. Funny stuff. Never thought I’d see Ackbar so tidy.

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It’s a Santa hat calling out the brilliance of the National Lampoon Family Christmas movie. You will be the coolest person at every Xmas event if you’re wearing this hat, ‘cuz you’re celebrating Santa and one of the best holiday movies.

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Hey, it’s the Transformers looking like Nutcrackers just in time for Xmas. Very much in line with the holiday spirit. If you can’t get your kid to sing carols at Senior Living homes, or help bake cookies for invalid neighbors, then at least get ’em to wear this sweater to add to the general festive vibe.

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What a random way to shoehorn The Big Lebowski into the holiday season. I love it. The Dude Abides Christmas sweater. Although, The Dude has very specific taste, so I don’t know that he’d actually wear this thing. Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. Why not get up on Xmas morning, pull on this sweater, and pour yourself a White Russian. Sounds super festive.

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I’m not sure a kid is being realistic if she thinks that Santa should smell like peppermint and gingerbread, because he is an obese man, with a synthetic fabric suit, that has to seriously hustle and work hard to get presents to everybody. It’s pretty reasonable to think he’s gonna smell pretty ripe whenever he’s out during the Xmas season.

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