Jackalope T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012

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Finally! Proof that this rare animal exists. I mean no one could do such an amazing artistic rendering without having actually seen the beast in the flesh. You’ll want to document this moment by getting this shirt. Forget the Loch Ness and Big Foot stuff. Jackalope is where it’s at in terms of elusive creatures.

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If anyone knows it’s all about the execution it’s Henry VIII, because, get this, he executed a lot of people. He wasn’t Vlad the Impaler or anything like that, but still, he did his fair share. The most important thing to note here is that Headline Shirts put this together and made it funny because they know a thing or three about execution. Am I…I am right.

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Zombie Cash T Shirt

by on December 10, 2012

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As the world rolls to it’s inevitable conclusion, it’s good to keep things like this in mind: The Zombie Johnny Cash. This gives perspective and you’re gonna need a lot of perspective when Rings of Fire and pissed off Boys Named Sue start hurtling at you. Scary times comin’ up real soon. The best advice is to buy this shirt and wear it.

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I’m pretty sure this is a smart-ass response to the excruciating movie 127 hours. James Franco’s character did not leave a note before going on a long bike/hike out in Nowhere, Utah, where he proceeded to get his arm stuck between a boulder and a cave wall. Instead of staying there to die, he cut his arm off with like a spork or something. Awful. And this shirt is sort of making fun, but also offering a very nice Public Service Announcement.

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Coffee Time T Shirt

by on December 10, 2012

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This is truly an odd one. Weird muted tones. Goofy smiles on the coffees. The stirrer is a creepy green. They’re fist bumping. There’s spillage. And, really, how often do you see a ceramic mug and a to go cup in the same room. Never, I think. Weird. Weird. Weird. I guess if you drink one at Denny’s before work, then get a Starbucks on the way to work the two liquids have a chance of meeting in your gut. Perhaps this is metaphorical.

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If you buy this shirt prior to December 21, 2012, you’re very cocky, but I like that. You’re confident you can make it through the trials and tribulations that are soon to be wrought across continents. If you do make it through…and that’s a BIG IF…you can certainly wear this tee proudly. In fact, I’d consider not ever taking it off as a sacrament of thanksgiving for life, no matter how miserable it becomes after the astroids and financial meltdowns and tidal waves and tornados.

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It’s a Firefly Serenity design. It’s quite a nice sentiment. You can take my house, my money, my family, my friends, my food, and my water, but you cannot take the sky away from me. Of course, they can with mega pollution, electromagnetic waves, and the biodome, soon to be featured in the massive metropolis near you.

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Beaker Meep T Shirt

by on December 9, 2012

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It’s a Shepherd Fairey knock off. Again. But, you know what…I still like them. He designed such an amazingly attractive look that people will continue to use it for years to come. This one, of course, features Beaker from The Muppets, and his one word, Meep. Beaker is just so funny with his one word, and his haphazard ways. Terrific.

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If you think about it, this is gross, ‘cuz Jason is serving up dead people subs and toasted sandwiches. It’s kind of funny, because he calls all the ingredients he uses organic, even though he can’t be certain where his victims have been. Ah, nothing like thinking about the Friday the 13th franchise more often, because you’re wearing a shirt that reminds you.

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DJ Leia T Shirt

by on December 9, 2012

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Princess Leia likes wearing the cans so much she trailblazed a new hairdo to celebrates them. The ponytail spiral. You don’t see this in the movies much but she really can spin. The other thing that is not revealed in the movies is that R2D2 can convert into dual turntables. Pretty sweet. That room is pumpin’.

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Interesting message. We all have a price. We all put aside our values, dignity, honor, self-respect to get things we want, including, often, a paycheck. It’s true. We are all prostitutes in one way or other. And, this artwork with the sexy woman with a dinosaur head really hammers home the point, especially with the mishmashed garb, and the see-through bodice. Makes me feel like a prostitute just looking at it.

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Schrodinger’s Cat gets a lot of nerd shirt play on the Internet, and this is one of the best. I love the depiction of alive cat and dead cat. Makes this quantum physics principle really come alive. I have no idea if it’s quantum physics, and I totally forget what Schrondinger’s Cat Theory is all about, even though I’ve looked it up everytime I review a design that deals in the subject matter. Lame…I know.

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