this-girl-loves-christmas-t-shirt

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Hey, if you’re passionate about something the best way to prove it is wear a t-shirt that says so. If you are a girl and love the holiday season, and specifically Christmas, then this tee is absolutely perfect for you. If you’re a guy and like to be a goofball, this is a pretty good one for you, though it might fit weird since it looks like it has a girl cut. Of course, that might increase the fun even more.

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ask-me-about-squatch-t-shirt

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This shirt kind of makes you look like an expert in the lore of the sasquatch, so you would think to be worthy to wear it you would need to know a lot about the squatch. But, in fact, you don’t. Why? Because if the questions get too heavy, you just lift up your shirt and put on the Big Foot mask. That answers everything.

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cash-4-gold-t-shirt
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We pay cold hard cash for gold, silver, mithril and more. Smaug is that one character in The Hobbit that collects the gold. Has a lair (I’m guessing) or maybe an underground bunker. Or perhaps an old school bank or fort or something. I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I will after I watch the movie when it comes out. Or is it already out. Did you know this is my first time on the Internet?

 

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the-second-breakfast-diner-t-shirt

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I have no idea what this means. What’s a second breakfast? Is that the after hours breakfast you crave when you’re drunk and high, that I’ve heard so many degenerates talk about? Could be. Of course it is. I’m not that out of touch. Now, does this shirt have anything to do with Denny’s and The Hobbit menu. Probably not.

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Conqueror Plumber T Shirt

by on December 13, 2012

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Don’t know what this means. That’s Mario from the Nintendo Super Mario Bros. games for sure, but he’s dressed as Napoleon or something. Not quite understanding the connection. Maybe it’s the famous short men that have done big things club.

There’s William the Conqueror and Kull the Conqueror, but the prim little suit is reminding me of Napoleon.

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fart-loading-please-stand-by-t-shirt

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When it’s time to take it up a notch and get real classy, make sure to consider this fart loading t-shirt. It’s especially effective at elevating you and everyone around you, when you’re wearing it while eating a fancy meal at a fine establishment. Cloth napkins. Sommeliers. Reservations. That kind of shit.

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reality-is-an-illusion-caused-by-alcohol-deficiency-t-shirt

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This sounds so deep, like one of those self-help gurus said it. Just the beats of the saying caused my to shut down, because most of those snappy one-liners bore the shit out of me. Then, I realized this was a twisted alcoholic plea for help, so I snapped to and decided to positively review it on my blog. Two thumbs up baby.

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Samurai Spirit T Shirt

by on December 12, 2012

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This one looks like a Turkish Rat zombie. I like the blue ink, the wispy mustache, the horns, and the crescent moon. Very appealing design. I wouldn’t want to mess with that thing. Probably memorized the Art of War while awaiting post-mortem marching orders. Ain’t nothin’ to mess with.

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lil-orphan-annie-the-sun-didnt-come-out-t-shirt

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This is the most devastating t-shirt design I have seen in a long time. Poor Lil Ophan Annie. Here’s was a story of grit and determination and positive thinking, but in the end all that bullshit didn’t make a difference, and her days remained dark. These are the stories you don’t hear about as often, when talking about the power of positive thinking or singing as the case may be. The dog’s pissed because it hasn’t been so good for him either but she didn’t think to do a murder-suicide pact with her faithful friend.

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Deep Creature T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012

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Love the green glowing octopus design. If you ever want to shake it up a bit. Maybe your life is the same ol’ routine day in and day out. Then get this tee and wear it and you’ll be transported 20,876 leagues under the sea to a place where things glow weirdly. You’ll feel alive like the barnacles under Jacques Cousteau’s armpits.

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Peace Knuckles T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012

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God…how pissed would you be if you’re gettin’ into something, and it’s that classic rhythmic humor fight where everything you and your boys do is right. Just like the movies. OOh. You ducked the chair and it hit one of the bad guys. You tab a shoulder just as the bad guy is about to stab your bud in the throat. Lights out punch. You duck. Your friend sweep kicks. Bad guy jumps from a table. You side step. Belly flop.

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Zombie Lion T Shirt

by on December 11, 2012

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It’s a Zombie Lion which is the perfect shirt to wear for the pending apocalypse. Get it now. If lions weren’t scary enough alive, what about the undead lions. That’s super scary. Do you think they amble around really slow like human zombies?

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