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I think the whole point of this one is that it is beige, and even the sound of that word is ugly. Plus, you get the reindeer with scraggily antlers to complete the look. Nice addition to any ugly sweater collection.

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It’s not often that you can two distinctly large themes in one piece but this particular awful Xmas sweater does it well, depicting both a reindeer daisy chain and playing card-looking hearts and diamonds. Very impressive. That level of difficulty certainly takes a deft hand.

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I love the atrocious Xmas sweaters that feature bits that look like they’ve been glued on. This Santa looks like somebody cut some felt out and stuck it on with some Elmers. That said I’m sure this item is fully guaranteed to hold up to many, many gentle washings. After all it is easy to care for cotton, rather than pain in the ass wool.

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Ah, this is a beauty. Get some green pointy-toed booties and you’ll look just like a universally loved elf from Santa’s workshop. The actual bells really take this sweater to the next level.

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This is a shout out to the movie Step Brothers and John C. Reilly’s character Dale Doback. He proudly wore this sweater as he hopped around about the possibility of many activities.

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You don’t get a lot of burgundy colors in the horrific Xmas sweater market, so this little gem is a real stand out. It’s gonna get you noticed, especially with the repeating Santa and Christmas tree pattern. Very original and a special garment for the holidays.

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Ah, the traditional reindeer humping ugly sweater. No one ever got 86’d from a party for wearing this classic Xmas garb. Get one for yourself now.

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Santa is pretty much just like a badass super hero and you dress like them all year round. Why not take a break with the Captain America get up and do a Santa thing for the holiday season.

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It’s not depicted well in the picture, but this sweater actually lights up Rudulph’s nose. That just takes it to the next level. I mean the green is awesome, the diamonds, the hearts, the snow and that scarf, but the animal’s nose lights up…on a sweater…you can wear. And it’s affordable.

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This is a pretty simple design concept that is going to get a laugh 88% of the time, because it’s a cute little Santa who is quite proud of his deviant piss in the snow behavior. Also, to be able to write your name in urine is really impressive. Hey Santa…look out. That’s a huge snowflake.

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Pi Pie T Shirt

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Hey all you math whizzes and pie eaters. Here’s a chalkboard slash mirror and it’s pretty cool. I never thought about 3.14 flipped around spelling pie, the delicious dessert. Don’t think about this too hard or your mind will be blown. Just get the shirt and wear it around and become its master and wield the power with sloppy abandon.

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First, time to look up Cryptid. Paranormal creature? Seems like maybe that’s a good definition. Cryptid is a new word to me and it’s in the top 10 of my favorite words of all time, because it’s beautifully constructed, fun to say, and…is all about the crazy creatures that lurk in oblivion and your worst nightmares.

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