Quantum Physics T Shirt

by on December 27, 2012


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It’s complicated everybody. Quantum physics is complicated. If you have a relationship with quantum physics and it’s complicated then this shirt is specifically for you. And the fact that you ran into the design is basically a miracle.

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This is a funny design, and what makes it great is the word shamble. It’s not a zombie run, or zombie walk. It’s a zombie shamble, and that’s awesome. The bones sticking out always kind of gross me out, but this particular character seems to be alright. After all, he is calling this a race in his own special slurred speech way.

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Captain Merica T Shirt

by on December 26, 2012


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This is the hillybilly equivalent of the Nazi-fighting Captain America. You have to have heroes in all sectors really. Can’t leave places like trailer parks without their own protectors, and this guy here is one of the best. No one, and I mean no one looks as menacing brandishing a pellet gun than good ol’ Merica.

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If you suffer from dull Xmas parties with family, this is bound to spice things up, especially if they’re 4 square with the war on drugs and/or the gospel. Or they may not notice and start whispering among themselves that you’ve turned it around a bit and become a bit festive. Either way, I think this one is a winner.

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This one likes like something your kid made at that special holiday camp with glue, felt, and fuzzy balls. What says Merry Christmas more than the unbridled (…and untalented) creativity of a young one. Nice stars and cauliflower too.

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This looks like some kid drew this, which gives it it’s holiday warmth. You can feel the spirit of the season eminating from this one. It also has LED lights that flash, which just takes this design to the next level of holiday classic. Enjoy.

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So graceful these humping reindeer fly through the cold night sky. Pretty amazing that they can copulate and fly at the same time. I’m guessing this is post holidays and there’s such an amazing relief, because the big job is over.

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Wow. This is a very special sweater. Black cardigan. Wreaths. But that’s not all. There are LED lights on this thing. And batteries included. Those snowflakes are lit up. You’d think something like this would cost about $2000, but it doesn’t. It’s a steal.

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It has been said reindeer and diamonds are a girl’s best friends, and in real life I have seen nothing to refute it. There are just archetypal behaviors and proclivities that transcend personality and go to the core of the human condition. This beautiful sweater does just that.

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Free For All T Shirt

by on December 22, 2012


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I’m not even going to try and name all the characters getting super out of control in this design. Suffice it to say, if Smash Bros was any part of your childhood, and if you’re under 32 you know it was, then this is probably THE shirt to get. It’s like if all your favorite gaming characters were in the same room, drink some evil potion and went completely violent all at the same time.

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Good one from Home Alone, which played a clip of the movie Angels With Filthy Souls. The line is actually “Keep the change you filthy animal” but that doesn’t make enough sense stitched into a hideous Xmas garment.

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What? Hide the women and children. This is as blue as you can get during the Xmas season. What kind of dirty uncle is going to wear this to the family gathering and cause the poor children great distress, as they grapple with the placement of the carrot. And think of the moms. How will they explain?

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