I Like Sarcasm T Shirt

by on January 13, 2013

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This is a message I can get behind, because I too like sarcasm. Plus, I also like a little absurdity as well, which is what this pretty woman holding the can of soup offers in this design. In fact, I think sarcasm and absurdity are basically the things that enable me to get up in the morning and keep on keeping on in this dark, cruel world.
Splendid design from Professor M.

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Designer Kyle Price called this the Paulie Bleeker Workout Tee and I want to know why.

Ah dang. I saw Juno. I remember Michael Cera in the short shorts. I just didn’t remember that the school he represented was the Dancing Elk Condors. Please bear with me. I’m forgetful and ignorant.

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Agent Panda T Shirt

by on January 12, 2013

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Love this shirt. There is at least one other design with a bear and sunglasses that I know of, and it’s super cool too. This one takes the same concept but goes panda instead of grizzly. I think it’s definitely a very fine addition to the world t-shirt design collection, and would look pretty excellent on you.

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diabolical-hot-dog-t-shirt

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That hot dog has an eye patch and a gun. He must have some sort of robotic arm or something to help him pull the trigger, because if we were to get real about now, we’d realize that hot dog has no arms or fingers. I know. I know. Some things require suspension of disbelief.

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You know how guys promise girls the moon in order to win their affection? Well, this kid is actually delivering, which is pretty impressive. That girl got herself the coolest guy on Earth. Look how he corralled the moon, road a horse, and got it to the lovely lady.

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Every weirdo I know loved the TV show Twin Peaks. David Lynch basically hit it out of the park with his weird, creepy, yet somehow thoughtful and engaging storytelling. This design from Robert Farkas is pretty fun. I like the idea of wearing an actual map of Twin Peaks on your chest or back (hoodie).

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AV T Shirt

by on January 12, 2013

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I remember when there was only one plug. Good old days. Terrible sound and image quality. Now, you have theater hubs with like 210 places to plug stuff. Technology for entertainment is crazy. Meanwhile, my newish car still only gets 30 MPG. But, nevermind that now, because this design is awesome and I don’t want to put a damper on the enthusiasm I am sure the AV nerds have for it.

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Into the Abyss T Shirt

by on January 11, 2013

 

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Into the abyss. Looks more like into hole 9, but maybe if you really dig deep you discover that golf culture is truly the abyss, and the epitome of culture spiraling into oblivion. I’m a little concerned about the big person dropping the little people in the hole.

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Jack of Torrance T Shirt

by on January 11, 2013

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It’s a shout out to playing cards and Jack Nicholson, the dull boy, in The Shining. You get a lot of shirts inspired by Kubrick’s horror masterpiece, but I think this might be the most creative. Love the concept of the double ax and double scary face.

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Mouse Slayer T Shirt

by on January 11, 2013

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At first I though that was a yoyo being yoyoed by an absolute master, who can contort his hand while still controlling the yoyo. But upon closer inspection we have a cat body with a satan/rocker hand sign holding a computer mouse by the USB cord. Kind of creepy and kinda cool all at the same time.

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Dr Schultz T Shirt

by on January 11, 2013

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Dr. King Schultz. Amazing and painless. Surgeon and dentist. This is a wacky shirt about a movie that just came out not too long ago. Django Unchained. Christoph Waltz played Dr. King Schultz and this was his schpiel before he became a bounty hunter.

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catifornia-republic-t-shirt

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Weird shirt right here. No other way to say it. Spoof of the California flag, except instead of a bear there’s a cat gingerly walking out of the litter box. Thus you have Catifornia. Was there some news about California having the most cats in the country or something? Where in the hell did this randomness come from?

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