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Here’s my hypothesis on where this t-shirt came from. You know how Oprah and other self-help gurus suggest maintaining a positive attitude. One way to do this is to be gracious…give thanks…keep a gratitude journal.

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Mega Powers T Shirt

by on January 15, 2013


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It’s a mashup of the Mega Powers wrestling team of Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage from 1988, and the video game Mega Man 2 for NES. What a year! What a shirt design! Get some 8-bit wrestling on your chest immediately. And, I’m not joking about wasting no time, because this design is only available at Gimmick Tees for a week. That’s how they do things over there.

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This is absolutely true except for the part where you pick up Celiac disease or candida and lactose intolerance, and every time you eat a piece of pizza you get bloated, gassy, and often have diarrhea seven minutes after meal time. Then that faded love might not look half bad. But, before you body is overwhelmed with the wheat and cheese, there’s no doubt pizza is way better than love.

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You see. The further North you are, the more better you are. At least that’s kind of what this shirt is hinting at. I don’t really believe that. My theory is the further north you are the colder you are. You say colder than a witches tit and I say colder than a well digger’s ass. We all have our own worldviews. Now, can we respect them. Buying this shirt would be a strong indicator that you have an open mind.

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Ah, this is very funny. It’s rumored that this shirt is referencing a Funny or Die video, which is something I’m going to have to research a little more diligently.

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Use discount code groove at checkout for 15% off

Okay, you may have questions. Is this a real team? No, but it’s still a great shirt because it mixes some real elements and a great design for a fabulous, funny, and might I say “awesome” sports logo.

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Death Star Bomb T Shirt

by on January 14, 2013


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Pretty cool design right here if you’re into Star Wars, which I know a couple of you readers are. Well, Star Wars mashed up with classic black, round bombs with long wicks. If you’re into that type of thing you would be an absolute fool not to purchase this shirt. When you receive the package you’ll probably reach the highest state of happiness you have ever known. Do it!

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Get This Shirt From Snorg Tees

Ah. Look at the beaker and the flask. So young. So in love. The chemistry is palpable. Let’s just hope that some stupid drunk high schooler doesn’t drop one of these fine pieces of glassware while ogling the goth chick sitting in the corner looking above it all. That would just be a crushing blow to this torrid affair.

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Parkour T Shirt

by on January 14, 2013


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This is a very special t-shirt design if you’re a Parkour fan or even familiar with Parkour. Why? Because it is hilarious. I don’t know if we’re talking about Parkour mice, or the shrubbery maze in The Shining or perhaps Harry Potter, but it doesn’t really matter because the Parkour practitioner takes short cuts…in good way I mean. Not lazy, cutting corners. But, working smarter. Have I beat this analysis into the ground hard enough.

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Anonymous USA T Shirt

by on January 13, 2013


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That mask has such a powerful aura about it. It’s quite amazing. I’m instantly drawn to it but with a significant amount of trepidation. Whenever this mask design pops up you know something real is poppin’ behind the scenes.

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13 Sunflowers T Shirt

by on January 13, 2013


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Sunflowers generally just bring a smidgen of joy to my heart every time I see them. I think this design from Professor M, amplifies that joy with 13 sunflowers. The beauty even dissipates the potential superstition that often bubbles up with the number 13.

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We Have a Winner T Shirt

by on January 13, 2013


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This is a great design. I’ve seen other shirts with a same sperm and egg concept, but the fact that this looks like a real microscopic photograph just adds an element of awe and wonder to this one. The goof ball font is a nice touch, and, of course, the copy is solid.

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