Dead Bird T Shirt

by on January 18, 2013


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There seems to be roses and strings and blood coming from the beak of this bird. Not sure what happen, but I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is in a bad place. On the bright side, he ended up amongst some lovely colors, thus makes a beautiful corpse.

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Trippy looking design, looking from the water to the cityscape. Looks like there’s a canoe and a rowboat out there on the water in what seems to be a very ominous time. Like the greenish-blue up against the dark silhouettes of the buildings and the rippling water.

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This robot seems to be enjoying the natural wonder of Earth. Quaint and lovely, but also a little scary, because when the robots finally begin to recognize beauty it’s the beginning of the end. That’s the key sign that Artificial Intelligence is ramping up to uncontrollable degrees. Enjoy this serene image while you can.

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Have a look at the new designs in Sleep Terror Clothing’s Winter Release.  It’s definitely got a similar aesthetic to the previous line but there’s some great concepts including pulling teeth, multi-monsters, and moon crater eyeball monsters. Good stuff.

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This might be the greatest t-shirt design in the history of funny tees. No joke. This gets me everytime I see it. Of course, I think I had more standards back in the day, and decided it was a little too vulgar for my audience, but with FICA going up, and everyone in government and bicycle racing on the take or juice or both, I’ve decided to throw caution to the wind and let it all hang out.

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Kenny Fuckin’ G T Shirt

by on January 17, 2013


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Am I right? Dude had the sweet sappy soul with that soprano sax like no other long curly locked white suit wearing white boy in history. Everytime I got in the mood by painting my nails and cutting off my gonads, I would totally slip Kenny G into the tape player. Bliss.

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This is probably true in more bands than anybody realizes. I mean they can sing about getting it on, and you can think they’re getting more tail than anyone on Earth, and you’re right, except it’s a slightly different type of tail. Ha ha. I’m sure the Queen bouncers had to say this alot. Maroon 5 too.

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Suing grandmas for the deterrent effect. Upholding culture-destroying copyright claims. Holding on to and dying with the crusty used to bes instead of embracing the new music paradigm and, good god, profiting. I say fuck the RIAA too.

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And she hasn’t even seen it. It’s something she’s just heard about within her circle of friends, which includes Hollywood starlets and fellow lovely singers, and models. And all the other super rich, super hot women you can think of. Now, don’t get me wrong…I haven’t been with all of them. Just a few…dozen in fact, but news travels fast with the rich vixens because if you think about it, between the kick boxing class in the morning, the 8-ball in the afternoon, and the mani-pedi at 4 pm, there isn’t a whole helluva lot to do except gab with rich girlfriends.

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The Killer Pop T Shirt

by on January 16, 2013


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I like this one. Gotta be real careful the longer you enjoy your delicious cold treat, because there’s a nasty surprise inside. Now, the thing I gotta figure out is…at what point is this intended for your targeted victim. Does the assailant lick and suck until the knife is accessible and then start stabbing, or is it a sneaky gesture of goodwill that ends up with a split lip, bleeding gums, and a piece of tongue on the linoleum?

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Galapagos T Shirt

by on January 16, 2013


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Another absurd design from that crazy shirt crew in San Francisco. I believe that would be Darwin riding a giant sea turtle like a bucking bronco, which seems absurd but if you do a close reading of The Origin of Species, you will find that he describes this moment on the Galapagos Islands. It was written in 1859, so it may not be as obvious to the modern day reader.

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Vamanos Pest T Shirt

by on January 16, 2013


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It’s a great shout out to the best show on television: Breaking Bad. Vamanos Pest is the company Walt and Jesse purchased to be a front for their meth operations. In fact, when the pest company had the tent over the house, the boys would cook. Ingenious, especially since they figured out a super portable lab.

Love that terrified roach running. Great design for a shirt.

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