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This robot seems to be enjoying the natural wonder of Earth. Quaint and lovely, but also a little scary, because when the robots finally begin to recognize beauty it’s the beginning of the end. That’s the key sign that Artificial Intelligence is ramping up to uncontrollable degrees. Enjoy this serene image while you can.
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This might be the greatest t-shirt design in the history of funny tees. No joke. This gets me everytime I see it. Of course, I think I had more standards back in the day, and decided it was a little too vulgar for my audience, but with FICA going up, and everyone in government and bicycle racing on the take or juice or both, I’ve decided to throw caution to the wind and let it all hang out.
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Am I right? Dude had the sweet sappy soul with that soprano sax like no other long curly locked white suit wearing white boy in history. Everytime I got in the mood by painting my nails and cutting off my gonads, I would totally slip Kenny G into the tape player. Bliss.
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And she hasn’t even seen it. It’s something she’s just heard about within her circle of friends, which includes Hollywood starlets and fellow lovely singers, and models. And all the other super rich, super hot women you can think of. Now, don’t get me wrong…I haven’t been with all of them. Just a few…dozen in fact, but news travels fast with the rich vixens because if you think about it, between the kick boxing class in the morning, the 8-ball in the afternoon, and the mani-pedi at 4 pm, there isn’t a whole helluva lot to do except gab with rich girlfriends.
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I like this one. Gotta be real careful the longer you enjoy your delicious cold treat, because there’s a nasty surprise inside. Now, the thing I gotta figure out is…at what point is this intended for your targeted victim. Does the assailant lick and suck until the knife is accessible and then start stabbing, or is it a sneaky gesture of goodwill that ends up with a split lip, bleeding gums, and a piece of tongue on the linoleum?
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Another absurd design from that crazy shirt crew in San Francisco. I believe that would be Darwin riding a giant sea turtle like a bucking bronco, which seems absurd but if you do a close reading of The Origin of Species, you will find that he describes this moment on the Galapagos Islands. It was written in 1859, so it may not be as obvious to the modern day reader.
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It’s a great shout out to the best show on television: Breaking Bad. Vamanos Pest is the company Walt and Jesse purchased to be a front for their meth operations. In fact, when the pest company had the tent over the house, the boys would cook. Ingenious, especially since they figured out a super portable lab.
Love that terrified roach running. Great design for a shirt.
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