Heavy Metal Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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You’re one of the few. You like heavy metal music. There’s probably not a better way to prove it than wear short shorts and long socks that say heavy metal. Well that and attend an average 1.7 live heavy metal shows a week, and make out with at least one heavy metal drummer a month.

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Wicked Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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If you’re feeling naughty, mean, or evil, you want to have the option to wear socks that say wicked, because it’s going to reinforce your feeling and you can go out and channel that wickedness into super badass life-improving action.

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Red Beer Socks

by on January 20, 2013

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If you like beer and long socks and looking sexy then this is the product that will change you life because these knee-high socks have all of that, and more. What are you waiting for. It’s cold out. Get some socks that basically cover up most of your leg. Unlike the model, you might want to wear pants if you go outside.

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Snorg Tees Socks

by on January 20, 2013

There is something super sexy about girls in real long socks. Add to that the awesome colors and funny words and I’m in heaven or a heightened sense of sexual agitation, which is maybe what heaven is. Nah, just kidding. Heaven is Bible study with women named Susan and guys named Frank. Enjoy the socks. For your viewing pleasure I added a gallery below.

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Eggs and Bacon T Shirt

by on January 19, 2013

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Listening to Jane’s Addiction Nothing’s Shocking where Perry says “sex is vio…lent” and it kind of makes sense on a macro level as I write about this shirt. Let me explain. This eggs and bacon skull and crossbones design is kind of a juxtaposition of something beautiful and death.

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god-loves-a-terrier-t-shirt

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He’s the only one. Am I right? I mean those damn yappy little pipsqueaks from hell. I’M TOTALLY KIDDING. Love terriers. Have seven myself. Adorable little guys. Great personalities. I mean who really even needs to company of humans with these lovely creatures around. I haven’t seen or spoken to another living person in six and a half years, and haven’t missed the personal touch one bit, because of my lovely little canine friends.

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wild-hoth-show-imperial-rodeo-t-shirt

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This is what they call an absurdist design in the t-shirt business. Placing known characters (in this instance from Star Wars) into odd situations like a rodeo. In fact, that Storm Trooper has a cowboy hat and looks like he throws a mean lasso. That, my friends, is absurd, and I’m not to sure Mr. Lucas is happy about it.

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this-guy-needs-a-beer-t-shirt

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A lot of times these shirts with the thumbs that start out with “this guy…” usually move into braggart territory or even worse, sexual deviance, but this particular example is kind of cute in that he just wants to have a cold beverage. Give the guy a cold beverage. I bet you get a lot of free cold beers at parties and bars. Well, at least very prompt service at bars.

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Styles By Edward T Shirt

by on January 19, 2013

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Edward Scissorhands was quite adept at cutting things with those razor sharp hands of his. Might as make a buck or two with a deformity if you can. That sounded terrible. I wouldn’t recommend losing your dignity and charging for a carnival type show if you’re a bearded lady or Siamese twins conjoined at the nostril. That would be deeming, although I hear those shows can draw a lot of curious folks. You know the freak factor. If you market it right could be a pretty nice profit center.

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groundhog-day-forever-t-shirt

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Not sure if that Groundhog is yawning because he just woke up or if he’s having a nervous breakdown because he’s in a never-ending loop of living the same day over and over. Well, if it’s the latter and he’s not enjoying the repetition perhaps he should take a page out of Bill Murray’s book and fall in love.

That seemed to get things back to normal in the movie.

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Our protagonist is a mix of all the most awesome heroes you can think of, so design the massive outnumbering, our man might just have a chance. Luckily, he got up on that little mound, so he’s got a good vantage and a little leverage. Let’s just hope he’s been able to turn all the disparate parts into a cohesive unit. Otherwise, he’s undeadski.

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Gateway T Shirt

by on January 18, 2013

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Kind of a trippy shirt here. Dude is walking toward the light, but it might be a false front. Could be stepping right into the void. I giant galaxy of nothing for eternity. This type of design can make a person feel sort of insignificant. Then I remember how awesome my taste in early 90s rap is and all is right with the world and beyond.

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