Swag Chimp T Shirt

by on January 23, 2013


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The chimp has got the swag shirt on and he’s really relaxed smokin’ a cigarette, contemplating, which type of leather shoes he likes best. Thing with chimpanzees is that they can smoke for 45 years straight and have no ill effects to their lungs. Plus, they don’t get that dried out grizzled long-time smoker look because they sorta already look like that straight out of the womb.

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You see this concept around…the whole disparaging of marriage. And, it’s totally true. Marriage is game over. Probably about 25% of people in marriage are super lucky and find someone that they end up being great friends with, where the relationship has real staying power. The rest are miserable after a few years and either divorce, cheat, or live those quite lives of desperation.

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Who Farted? T Shirt

by on January 23, 2013


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There are so many Dr. Who t-shirt designs out there, that my first thought was that this was an accusation of Dr. Who, which he probably vehemently denied, especially since there was a hot chick standing by. But, then I just realized this was a juvenile humor shirt, which, of course, is the best kind.

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Moby Dick T Shirt

by on January 22, 2013


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I love this design. It might help a smidgen that I worship Led Zeppelin and I’m mesmerized by John Bonham’s drum solo for Moby Dick during the concert at Royal Albert Hall in 1970.

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The San Francisco 49ers have won five Super Bowl’s: 1981, 1984, 1988, 1989, 1994. It’s been 19 years, but they’re in a position to get their sixth versus the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl ???

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Another lovely addition to The Loyalist catalog. Charm City, of course, refers to Baltimore, as I think the professional football team from the area has a big game ahead. Yes, I believe the Ravens are playing the SF 49ers in the Super Bowl, as they call it.

Why is Baltimore known as Charm City. I don’t know and neither do you, unless you’re from the area, which if that’s the case then you should probably be cool and let me know in the comments. Actually, I just looked it up on Wikipedia: “The nickname ‘Charm City’ comes from a 1975 meeting of advertisers seeking to improve the city’s reputation.” That’s a little corny but it sounds nice so I’m going to let it go.

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This is the division to be in. Otherwise, you’re talking about super shitty pillows like cheap foam rubber, or you’re talking about super expensive pillows like those memory foam ones. The sweet spot is the feather pillow, because you get a nice heft, and if you hit someone just right you get feathers fluttering about.

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You know you’ve thought about it before. You’re standing in line at Starbucks, trying to remember how to pronounce the douche word for medium. Or you’re wondering why you always have to make the coffee in the work breakroom, even though there’s 26 other employees on that floor, 92% of whom drink that coffee. You can’t really function without the caffeine.

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There are big words and big sciences being discussed on this tee and I don’t understand any of it. I guess maybe the physicists could vouch for solving problems on paper but having a hell of a time doing it. I picture lab coats and formulas, theorems, angles, and maybe a tape measure. Now, that I type it, that does sound like a load of fun.

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This is the best Krusty the Clown t-shirt I’ve ever seen. I’m sure if it wasn’t a bootleg design using the parody loophole in the copyright law, even the creators of The Simpsons would love this one. Wait, did Krusty really die on the show? I haven’t kept up in a while.

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Nerd Socks

by on January 20, 2013


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Hey all you nerds. You know the nerd moniker is a badge of honor now that coding, math and science rule the world. So, now you have your own socks as well. About time. Let’s just hope some stupid jocks don’t try to act like they’re in the club by wearing these or getting them for their significant others.

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Whiskey Socks

by on January 20, 2013


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People need to know you’re a heavy drinker, and that you don’t mess around with the kids stuff. Because when it’s time to be served you want a glass of whiskey in front of you. This is basically double warmth. Long socks and hard liquor warming your insides.

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