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They ain’t messing around with the afro and the big gold earrings. She is pretty hot, and for some reason doesn’t seem quite as plastic and insincere as the white Barbie, but maybe that’s my preconceived notion of blondes. Does white Barbie have those porn star stars bubbling up around her as well. I can’t remember.

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Again, it just blows me away what old pop culture stuff has major staying power, and resonates with the younger generations, whether it’s ironic or not. Who would have believed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) would still be going strong in 2013. That’s almost 30 years. Holy smokes!

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This just looks good. Doesn’t it. Even it wasn’t associated with one of the best shows on television, this hoodie would certainly be appealing on its design and color merits. It looks all nerdy, and scy fy, but with clean lines. You gotta get this garment and wear it indoors during winter and outside when the air is still chilly as Spring comes.

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Yoda Bathrobe

by on January 27, 2013


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This is kind of great. However, I have one request. Wait until you’re like 90 years old to start wearing it. Why, you ask? Because if you have a fresh face with smooth skin it just doesn’t look right. You need to be wrinkly and foldy and have a slight green tinge like all old people have. Bonus points if you have random hairs sticking out of moles, ears, and nostils.

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Not sure who decided to put Optimus Prime onto a hockey jersey, but it was a stroke of brilliance. It looks great. Everybody’s favorite Transformer looks like we has built/born?? to be associated with hockey. There’s also a small patch of the same design on the back of the jersey just below the neck. This is pretty damn cool.

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Solar System T Shirt

by on January 26, 2013


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This is a snappy little design, which I like a great deal, accept for the part where the don’t recognize Pluto as a planet, because of the prevailing “scientific wisdom.” It sort of speaks to the randomness of the universe. Just one planet in the solar system can sustain life. The rest are too hot or too cold. Though, with all this crazy ass new technology they’re shooting into space they may find something on Mars.

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This one really speaks to me on a comedic level. Not sure why. The premise is solid. The beat is there. And most of the time when you say something about somebody’s face, it’s funny. Plus, I love skulls, so this is design is a huge winner.

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Great attitude right here. Say you’re on a boat at sea for like three months. If you get your hands on any kind of lemons you are super stoked because you have to go through dying a miserable death with scurvy. However, I welcome lemons on everyday occasions. I squeeze one in a glass of water every morning and chug. Good vitamin C, and it cleans out the kidneys.

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It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true. Creatives seem to get a rush of clarity at the last minute. Deadline pressure pushes the muse. Sort of debunks the whole theory of divine inspiration, unless, of course, God is a pissed off creative director or editor.

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I don’t know how appropriate this shirt is with its severe vulgarity, but no matter where you land on the prude-O-meter, you gotta love the juxtaposition of the old-timey alcohol barrels and jugs, and the modern day street language. Am I right?

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This serial killer show is something I just can’t get behind. I know Dexter’s chopping up the bad guys and depositing them in the ocean, which is a nice concept if not a little too morbid and grisly, but excessive blood splattering is just is not my realm of interest. Though the pre-kill philosophizing is somewhat engaging.

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The IT Crowd T Shirt

by on January 25, 2013


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Holy smokes. Another one of my favorite shows. Actually, I can’t really watch it, because the IT team at work is full of arrogant pricks that won’t help unless you perform unsavory acts of prostration. The IT Crowd makes the whole thing a bit funny, but the foundation is that they’re dicks and that’s hard to watch, because it’s so close to home.

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