Funny t shirts: Express Yourself

You have until the end of today (Nov. 9, 2008) to get $3 off all Snorg Tees. Jump on this now! Snorg doesn’t discount very often. [Read more →]

Kinda always knew this is at this type of cataclysmic event got started. I think Clark Gable comes from the other side pouring the vinegar, ‘cuz that’s when you get the real, Atlantis burying volcanic blast. [Read more →]

Downward dog. Tree. Monkey flippin’ his lid. Tower of Babel. Tummy Tuck. Beer barrel roll. All kinds of poses in yoga. [Read more →]

Happy Election Day!!

Get out there and vote. Even if you have to do a write in candidate like Cartman or some shit you should get out there to the polling place and exert your democratic right and duty. Plus, if you prefer one candidate over another this voting this actually helps boost your preference in the final count, unless, of course, there are voting machine malfunctions, like when George Bush is in the running.

Anyway, today is the day. Don’t forget. Then get one of those stickers that says “I voted” and feel superior to all the people that don’t have the stickers and feel the camaraderie you have with all those civic-minded folks that also have the sticker.

Then, get drunk and start bad-talking the opposing candidate or both if you wrote in Jack Black as your write in. See if you can get into a little fisty cuffs. I mean that’s the perfect cap to a perfect election day. Fighting for your candidate!

Go vote or at the very least buy the Voting is the perfect way no to feel like an asshole when someone asks if you voted tshirt

Looks like Jesus is very proud of the two couples he’s hanging with up in the heavenly clouds. Not sure exactly how to discuss a shirt like this without being blasphemous and condemning myself to hell. [Read more →]