Thunderkittens T Shirt

by on October 25, 2010

If you were whack enough to watch this shit in the 80s, then the names Lion-o, Snarf, Cheetara, Mumm-Ra, Panthro, Tygra and the planet Thudera. That’s right, I’m talking about Thundercats.

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Meal time is meat time according to this shirt. That’s a crazy cuckoo clock with a pig replacing the bird, fork and knife replacing the hands on the clock, chicken leg swinging like a pendulum, bacon as the shingles on the house, and, of course, a ham as the house itself, or maybe that’s a gelatinous heaping helping of SPAM the delicious canned meat.

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Dyslexic or Hugh Hefner. Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? Am I right? Anyways, this, of course, is a little wordplay to brighten your day. Do you dig? You see the saying is really if life gives you “lemons” make lemonade, but is you’re dyslexic you mix up letters, so what we have is life giving you “melons” and that’s your crazy synapses firing a little randomly, switching the “l” and the “m” so now we’re talking about large sweet fruits rather than small sour fruits. Amazing difference switching a couple letters make, eh.

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You need to be sure of your shit if you’re going to take a condescending tone, especially as a stickler for grammar. This juxtaposition of disappointment in someone’s bad grammar while using bad grammar is a classic. And, isn’t it the case that the most fascist grammarians are also the worst offenders?

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Ashley Pridgen Interview

Tell me about your handle on Twitter, Phoenix Beauty. How did you come up with that?

I actually didn’t come up with it. When I started modeling, it was in the MySpace days when everyone had a fake name. I tried for days to think up anything, but nothing was coming to me. I asked a friend to just make something up. Phoenix Beauty is what she came up with because she liked my only tattoo at the time, which was a phoenix. I was never a huge fan of the name because it makes me sound pretentious, but I never got around to changing it. I guess I don’t really give it much thought nowadays.

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I’ve reviewed another similar business time t shirt referencing the song from the Flight of the Conchords. I doing this one too, because it’s executed quite a bit differently, and in this modern age you have to offer choices, diversity, different takes on the same premise.

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If Alan Grayson doesn’t run and Stewart and Colbert don’t want to take the pay cut that being a Presedential ticket would require, then this Zombie Washington is probably our next best bet. Should probably start the campaign now. Wait, does anybody know where the undead founding father is these days. Perhaps haunting the cherry tree orchard in Virginia or whever that was where he couldn’t tell a lie.

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You know you have to be a degenerate or a series anti-semitic psychotic to be kicked off the cast of The Hangover 2. Right? Especially, just a cameo role as a tatoo artist in Thailand. And, I guess Mel Gibson fits the bill. He’s a nut job. He’s a raving lunatic. He’s going to hurt himself or his family or innocent bystanders.

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Dude, Mike Myers was absolutely brilliant in the Austin Powers movies. Am I right? Anyway, of course, this is in reference to Dr. Evil, and his strong desire to have sharks with lasers at his evil disposal.

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Hey. It’s a shout out to Super Mario. Has it really been 35 years of Mario video games? Can that be true? Can I be that old? Damn.
Anyway, over there on Yahoo Answers the following question was asked:

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Funny play on the original transitive pictograph verbalization, which launched an absolute phenomenon. I heart NY in the twisted minds of Snorg Tees, becomes I Only Like NY as a Friend T Shirt. Now, it’s good to draw specific boundaries with cities with millions of people in them. Otherwise, it’s all give, give, give and you drain yourself completely.

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I don’t know what all you have going on on this shirt but it is awesome. You have a hot mermaid with an American flag, sitting on a T Rex, who’s driving a rocket powered motorcycle while wearing a astronaut helmet. I think I got the major pieces here.

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