Ouch! Isn’t that the truth.We have all been there. I think that I have more trouble with toes, but who hasn’t banged into the glass top coffee table, while trying to wake up your uncle, who is in a black out drunk. He was under the table to go upskirt on the tipsy girls dancing on the said coffee table. I think he got a nice eye full, but he may not remember. You go out there to check and make sure he’s not being asphyxiated by his old vomit and as you get close you slow down because you know it’s there, but the light from the street is playing tricks on your blurry just got up vision and whammo shinbone to the corner.
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This is an exceptionally weird shirt. Lincoln was a bit of a scary looking dude. But, to go as far as a Jolly Roger look with an eye patch. Kind of insulting to one of the most famous and revered presidents in the history of the United States. Plus, you don’t even get to see one of his most creepy features aside from the gaunt face and Amish beard…his overbearing height, especially when wearing the stovepipe hat and those damn platform heels. Nearly a seven footer at that point.
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Of course, Rick said cocaine is a helluva drug with that little c
Everybody has written off the Denver Nuggets this season. All of the turmoil surrounding Carmelo Anthony’s desire to leave. Kenyon Martin acting like a douche because he hasn’t been offered an extension even though he’s been anally raping the organization with his crutches for a large percentage of the time he’s been with the organization. He wasn’t top 5 for worst contracts last 6 years running for nothing. I blame Kiki. Oh, and he’s hurt right now, along with Chris “Birdman” Andersen, so nobody thinks the team can hold it together.
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Tim Lincecum versus Cliff Lee. Game One. World Series. AT&T Park. This is great. Basically, it’s proving I’m a fair weather fan. Not since I lived in the Bay Area and went to a lot of games with my Dad, who got into Candlestick Park free with a clergy pass, have I really given a damn about San Francisco Giants baseball. Actually, I gave them some passing interest when they were having success in the late 80s, and gave them a glance when Bonds will carrying them on his broad shoulders and fat head.
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Will Ferrell needs big balls to make The Fucking Catalina Winer Mixer go off. And, you know what he does it so he’s got ’em but we knew that already. You can’t wear a permanent (Perm) hair style for most of your adult life without the big brass cajones.
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I’m of the opinion that what they don’t know can’t hurt them. Meaning, don’t tell people right off that this shirt may not be a one-of-a-kind. That it may come from a very popular online t shirt retailer (Busted Tees) and that thousands of other people may have the very same shirt with the very same design. Hell, they may be wearing it at the very same time, but that would be a pretty extraordinary coincidence, but possible.
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“Wphew…that’s it!” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It’s going to kick your butt.
You’ve seen this commercial. Right? Like a pud pulling session except adding weights to make it an orgasmic workout. With nearly 1.5 million views, I’m guessing I’m a little late to this party, but damn I could watch this commercial all day. You just keep waiting for the monster car rally announcer to provide a disclaimer…sure it looks like you’re having an intense lovemaking session with yourself, but really you’re getting ripped. For only $29.95…
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This, of course, is a shout out to the movie Big Daddy where Adam Sandler’s character Sonny Koufax tries to teach the kid and the delivery guy, played by Rob Schneider, how to read. Schneider gets the word Hippopotamus on the card, but he has trouble eventually saying: “Hip Hop Anonymous.” Then, he complains bitterly that Sandler is giving the kid all of the easy ones.
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Isn’t this so true. Cyndi Lauper, Kansas, and Bruce Springsteen…oh, and LCD Soundsystem. I just keep rediscovering their music and they continue to knock Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Eminem and Linkin Park out of the rotation. The other meaning to this shirt is that all those old ass bands are now back together and touring again. Sex Pistols. Reverend Horton Heat…actually, I don’t count them because they’ve been doing it continuously. They count as still relevant because they never quit then got back in to it. REO Speedwagon.
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Very solid night at the bar shirt. Good bit o’ humor, plus a shout out to the base reason you’re there. To drink. Well, and get sex, but first things first. You do the humor and the drinking and almost inevitably were talking about sexy time with the 7…8…or…9 of your choice. For a 10 you’re going to have to flash a little cash, so I can’t guarantee you’re going to land one of those with just this shirt and a quick shower.
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