Admiral Ackbar figured out it was a trap. Billy Dee Williams was making some excellent decisions despite being stickin’ drunk from the 6-pack of Colt 44s he drank. Very exciting part of the Return of the Jedi movie. Krylov223 on Youtube explains it like this:

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Nice little twist on the bumper sticker that says if you can read this you’re too damn close or some such thing. Basically, in the nanosecond it takes for you to read the words and for your brain to comprehend them, you have that sword slicing through the air toward your neck. Time slows down as you can’t even get out a scream, and, thunk, your head is on the ground and the ninja skips off silently…job done.

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This probably shouldn’t have happened. The song, Breaking News, is doo doo and the family is suspected of making a fake song to squeeze some more cash out of the King of Pops legacy. There’s a creepy line in there that says “you just want to write my obituary.” No, but you seem to have made that happen on your own Jacko. I really don’t care if Jackson’s legacy is soiled by greedy family. The dude diddled little boys at the Neverland Ranch, so he really doesn’t deserve to rest in peace.

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Another completely silly offering from Snorg Tees today. This one is pretty cute. I’m not personally into wearing overly cute t shirts, but this one is close to being something I’d wear as I was dressing to impressing. It has some good qualities:

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This is pure silliness. Bridge got crossed and as a result broke up and threw cars in the body of water that it spans. I guess there are those that are quite self destructive as they try to retaliate for perceived slights. This is what this bridge has done. Of course, not sure where the bridge got his nasty looking knife with the hook on the end. Is there a story there that I’m missing? Could be.

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This is a really spectacular shirt. I’m pretty sure that’s a business man with a neon green fanny pack on. The design style is like those iPod ads, where the person is a silhouette and the product is highlighted in vivid color. The next beautiful part of the Jealous Fanny Pack T Shirt is the fact that it asks if you are jealous.

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Usual Suspects T Shirt

by on November 8, 2010

Can you name all these corporate marketing characters. I’ll tell you what they are all guilty of…peddling crap food. Wow, did I just get up on my high horse that just stepped up on the soap box or what. Actually, I don’t even know if I can name all these characters without the help of the Internet. Let me try:

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Dude, can you get enough Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Sacha Baron Cohen in your life? Pretty much a rhetorical question because the obvious answer is “no, you can not get enough of these three comic geniuses in your life,” which is why I have done you two huge favors. One, I’ve brought this Shake & Bake That Just Happened T Shirt and two, I’m giving you the clip from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, which will make you chuckle. Your welcome.

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Gaming is considered an immature pastime, but so is rock ‘n roll, sports cars and horny ape sex, but I’ll tell you what…the entire male population of the United States has given the big stamp of approval on not growing up…what with Viagra, giving you boners ’til your 6-feet under and probably beyond, reunion tours by old, old, old dudes recapturing the magic (well at least getting back together) by selling out arenas at $75 a ticket (madness), and all those midlifers ridin’ the little red sporty number with the top down, you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of playing video games, including Super Mario Bros. well into your 80s. That’s right 80s is the cut off. Video games in your 90s is inappropriate…I just looked it up.

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I just updated the What’s Hot page with the t shirts spinnin’ off the most buzz these days. Think beer, wizards, and Zelda and you’re right on track for habenero hot RIGHT NOW. Go check out what’s hot in funny t shirts.

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MIMS sings This is Why I’m Hot. Some sample of the lyrical genius.

“This is why I’m hot (repeat 46 times), I’m hot ‘cuz I’m fly…you ain’t ‘cuz you not. This is why I’m Hot (another 86 times). Can you say Masterpiece. So that solves the words on the shirt and you can see the MIMS video below. I advise multiple views so that you can been enriched exponentially. Then, we have a 8-bit pixel flower and a wall with a door or something. I’m certain it is some kind of game, but do I really have to figure it out. Can’t it just pop up within 2 seconds of me googling it.

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This, of course, is a shout out to Back to the Future. The clock was struck by lightening at 10:04 PM and people want to preserve the heritage, which is why the shirt says Hill Valley Preservation Society. If this Save the Clock Tower T Shirt has really captured your fancy, but you’re just not sure if you should buy it, perhaps a little more information about the clock tower will be just what you need to convince yourself.

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