Hey all you Harry Potter fans out there. You started your love affair with J.K. Rowling over 13 years ago. You’ve gone from teenager to worker cubicle drone (or something like that). You’ve become an apologist for the books and the movies, because some snarky assholes think they’re above it all, even though Rowling was inspired by the good Lord above when creating the series, and the movies have done the masterworks justice.
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I have to admit I kind of always ignored this shirt, but let me tell you what, the more I think about it, the more I look at it, the more I like it. It’s clever, funny, and, of course, it features a nerdy dinosaur, which is totally and thoroughly excellent.
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I remember it being the Paper Street Soap Company. I don’t remember it being the Paper Street Fight Club. I thought there was a separation between work and hobby (beating men to a bloody pulp). But, I could be remembering wrong. It’s been a while since I read the book and watched the film. Maybe I’ll need to check it out again soon.
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Not that I give a shit about college football, but I had no idea that players got paid. I mean I saw He Got Game when Jesus Shuttlesworth was treated to a threesome with a couple of buxom sorority call girls, but that was the movies. Never in my wildest dreams did I think these hardworking young athletes, who have about a 1% chance of making it to the pros, and a 79% chance of being nearly crippled by the time they turn 45, would take a little money to represent a university in a sport that generates millions and millions of dollars every year.
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Wordplay. Wordplay. But, before I get to deep into the meaning of this fine shirt, can I ask a favor of Snorg Tees. Please don’t put your models in such unfortunate circumstances as you have put poor young Marissa Pierce. I mean, lighting some little tinder is cool, especially in conjunction with this shirt, but the look on this beautiful girl’s face is not becoming. It looks like it’s taking all of her mental powers to put flame to stick or bark or whatever. Tongue out in a truly durr facial expression moment. Did you have to go with that one? You couldn’t look at the shot as you were going and say, let’s try another one with you lighting the wood. Oh well. It’s actually kind of cool that you ran a not so perfect pose to promote this killer Pyros of the World Ignite T Shirt.
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This is a pretty crazy story. Some huge missile was shot off early today of the coast of Los Angeles and nobody is taking credit or blame for it. Has anyone checked in on the Balloon Boy family? Maybe they stepped up their game, and got into the harder aeronautical stuff for a little mysterious headline grabbing event.
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Nice little wordplay, along with image play here. You have the whole notion that bigfoot isn’t real, which is the same thing as calling him a phony. But, you get the added touch of bigfoot dressed up like a douchebag in Kanye glasses, BlueTooth headset, shortsleeve button down shirt, and a hard-to-miss ring, slicked back long hair, and a serious moustache, and you have a nice little humor double play. Of course, I’m not sure what’s wrong with the burly Hulk Hogan moustache from back in the day, but if that’s Busted Tees definition of a phony dude, then I’m going to go with them. Are you?
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I love this shirt. Who gives a shit about the Hard Rock Cafe Hollywood Florida? I sure don’t. I don’t care how many pairs of Buddy Holly glasses are hanging on the wall. It just doesn’t interest me and it shouldn’t interest you either.
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What a fantastic shirt to launch just as we move into the holiday season. A Christmas Story is one of the greatest holiday movies (scratch that), one of the greatest movies of all time. The dad won some contest and the prize was a leg lamp from Italy. He puts it in the front window for all the neighborhood to see, while his wife is mortified. It is a pretty mortifying lamp, but the Dad becomes unhealthily attached to the thing. And, in this comedy, where a pack of dogs eat the Christmas turkey and a kid gets his tongue stuck to a telephone pole, you can guess what happens to that sexy light.
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Hey, another Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself T shirt from 
