Bored of Education T Shirt

by on November 18, 2010

Nice little play on words or like we like to say in the business: wordplay. You have the Board of Education in every state meeting and determining things about the schools, trying to make them safer, better run, and the best environment for learning that they possibly can be. Of course, many school systems are failing because people are idiots, and bureaucracies like school boards suck, and we’re doing a great disservice to the children in our fine country.

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Kevin McCallister is the little dude played by Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. He’s ripping around through the house alone (thus the title of the movie), and finds a picture of his mean big brother’s girlfriend. She’s a little homely, so Kevin says Buzz Your Girlfriend Woof, as in she’s a dog.

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Highway Songs T Shirt

by on November 17, 2010

Let’s see now. What do we have here? The exit for the Highway to Hell, which, of course, is an AC/DC masterpiece. Highway to the Danger Zone, which, of course, is a Kenny Loggins par for the course pile of doodoo. And, the Rascal Flatts, Life is a Highway, which makes baby Jesus cry because it is such a shitty song. I don’t care if the chorus makes me feel like a 10-foot tall drivin’ Lothario.

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Everybody likes the Mario Brothers video games and everybody likes Bruce Willis in the Die Hard movie franchise, so it stands to reason that everybody and their mother would like this mashup t shirt referencing both fine pieces of media entertainment. Am I right?

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I have to have this shirt elsewhere on the site but in a different design. I thought I’d review this one because I really like the design and the chocolate brown of the t-shirt itself. Is there anything left to say about the The Dude Abides. It’s only one of the most iconic lines in one of the most celebrated movies ever. Jeff Bridges is fantastic as the dude. John Goodman is a force of nature. Julianne Moore plays flighty and good looking well. Steve Buscemi, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, John Turturro as Jesus. The cast is mind blowing. The performances titilatting. The script is loaded with amazing dialogue. The story is intriguing, and, of course, Sam Elliott’s narration is rich and his cameo is the vehicle for birthing this line.

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Hey, that movie is soon to be upon us and as you well know it’s going to be epic. November 19. Are you ready? You need to stand in line for the midnight showing with a Harry is My Homeboy T Shirt on because that’s the sensible thing to do. Of course, perhaps you live in a cold weather climate. If so, this is when sensible goes out the window, and it’s time to be awesome despite what people and your mom call rational choices. You need to wear a short sleeve t shirt when the temperature is in the 30s. Seriously. Think of everything Harry has done for you over the last 13 years. He’s a page turner. He’s a cinematic hero for the ages. He entertains and he enriches. The least you can do is wear this Nerdy Shirts Harry Potter shirt in the freezing cold.

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I’m not Jewish but the culture is fascinating to me, especially the amazing amount of comedy that has been generated. There’s this dark, vulnerable, us-against-the-world, embrace life and kick ass type of vibe that I get from Jewish comedians that is irresistible. So, of course, I love this Dreidel That’s How I Roll T Shirt.

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Quailman Quail T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

Doug was a cartoon featuring Doug Funnie and his dog, and one time he wore a quailman costume that included a belt for the little thingie on the top of a quails head and his underwear on the outside of his pants. Pretty cool costume. Anyway, now we have Snorg Tees tweaking it up a bit with a quail actually wearing the quailman costume, including the underwear on the outside. Kind of funny really, unless of course there are yellow stains on the front and skid marks on the back, then quail isn’t so much ironically funny as he is the laughingstock of the nation, so be sure to check which undies you where on the outside of your quailman costume.

Heck, you don’t even need a costume, when you have the Quailman Quail T Shirt. Just wear that instead. You will totally get all the attention from the opposite sex that you could ever dream of guaranteed.

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Cone Gnome T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

This is some kind of artistic image right here. A little gnome face melting in an ice cream scoop with flipped upside down with a sugar cone. You could take this gnome around the country to get photos with it like that travelocity commercial. Trouble is you might not even get outside your town, before it melts to nothing. Might have to get those blue fake ice packs, and through them in an Igloo cooler and a little ziplock baggy. Pull it out get the photo and get it back in the cooler pronto.

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Carbivore T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

What you have her is a stack of flapjacks oozing with butter and syrup, and a dinosaur ready to tuck into it. Actually, I really hate the word tuck used to describe eating. It’s gross, just like meal and supper. Anyways, this Carbivore T Shirt is cute and clever. You have all that dinosaur education where part of the deal is learning what they ate. Herbivore and carnivore and omnivore, and now the newest classification, carbivore. Cavemen actually had very sophisticated griddles back in caveman days, and pancakes where a huge favorite. Of course, instead of syrup they used mammoth blood, and instead of butter it was sabertooth tiger fat globules, but in all other aspects it was just like a Saturday morning at your mama’s house.

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I’d be remiss if I didn’t put a post together about this Brett Favre debacle. I mean I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and it’s practically my duty to hang on every word in the media about the allegations that Favre tried to bed Jenn Sterger, and used text messages and images of his schlong to lure her to his hotel room.

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I Heart Accuracy T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

Transitive pictograph verbalization alert. And a good one too. Image of a real heart with veins, arteries, and ventricles, instead of the cartoonish heart shape, and of course, connecting that with accuracy. Well, executed, funny, and I heart it.

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