Interesting time to re-issue this one. Apparently, Headline Shirts was selling bushels of these babies back when “W” was ruling the White House, because he was an idiot and his foreign policy was a joke, but now, we still engage in warfare in Afghanistan, and we’re still in Iraq, so there’s really no reason for everybody not to hate us.

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Oil Pump Useless T Shirt

by on November 25, 2010

Love it. Love it. Love it. For some reason, whenever I think of these ugly ass oil pumps, I think of Bakersfield, California because that is where I remember thinking to myself, this is the ugliest city in the country and these oil rigs in parking lots, front yards, and playgrounds are the most hideous things I’ve ever seen.

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Nice social commentary on this fine t-shirt. You have the freaky Right complaining about NoBama’s expenditures on healthcare, education, and infrastructure. It’s a dangerous game to want everything to be privatized and to call every public works a socialist agenda. Privatization is not always the answer. We need government. We’ve had government. We became great with government. I’m all for the capitalism, but there’s a happy balance between public services and private enterprise. I think hopefully maybe we learned something with the bank debacle. They got those pesky “government” regulations  swept aside, but they had no dignity, respect, or morality to regulate themselves. Greed took over and it brought the great United States to the brink of collapse.

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And on this day of thanks, I express gratitude for really dumb comedies that work, and for buxom models wearing shirts that remember the good raunchy, humor flicks. Amen.

Hey, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels hit it out of the park in playing stupid in Dumb and Dumber, which is why you need to wear the Mutt Cutts T Shirt in celebration of their mastery.

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This could be in reference to the mole people legend that states that there are people living in the New York underground and that they are called mole people. This shirt also may be in reference to a campy film called The Mole People. Either way it’s funny to postulate that, perhaps, they are even further underground than we thought. In fact, they are down below the Earth’s crust and even below the mantle. If you believe this or have an inkling that it might be true, then you must wear the Mole People T Shirt.

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Now, this is a political shirt that I can get behind 100%. Fuck this! I don’t really care if you take candid shots of my wrinkly, hairy balls, and 2.5 inches of manhood, but molesting me in front of my grandmother, and then molesting her in front of me just ain’t right. This airport security thing is complete bullshit. This is a national security issue. This is the CIA and FBI and other law enforcement agencies working together to suss out plots against the United States and thwart them way before the suicide bombers make their way to the International Airport.

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This is good stuff right here. I can only imagine what the clues are to help the diligent pirate crossworder find his way in this difficult puzzle. Is this from the Sunday New Pirate Times? Or is it a more simple United Pirate Today? These are the details that would make the back story to this Pirate Crossword T Shirt very fascinating.

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I was just going to say wordplay alert but there are no words on the shirt. I, officially don’t have a specific category for this shirt. Obviously, I can put it into funny gamer t shirts (just created that category) as a separate entity from geeky nerdy category, because of it’s association with Wii Mario Kart, but what’s the category for funny wang doodle image. Maybe I’ll figure it out later.

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Lost Found T Shirt

by on November 24, 2010

This may have some implication to details in the show that I don’t know about because I never watched it. Like maybe at the end there, they figured out the entire mystery. Something about grizzly bear fart mist seeping out of a cave, knocked people out of their personal time-space continuum, and allowed them to vividly experience life on multiple dimensions. They found the cave, and gaseous animal, and everybody has found their way. They are no longer Lost, they are Found, which this is a Found T Shirt.

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Wordplay alert right here. I love this one. Camping is totally in tents. Well, I guess, literally, you could camp in a sort of lean to, or in any number of contraptions Bear Grylls could cook up, or maybe in an Airstream Trailer, but, in general, when you think of camping, you think of a tent for better or worse. And, of course, if you’re conditioned to appreciate, nay, require the little luxuries of every day modern living, then you quite possibly might think roughing it out in the woods without a bed, shower, or personal chef cooking your meals on your Viking Range is intense, which makes this lovely shirt even finer. Do you agree?

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I’m sure all you gamer geeks out there get a total kick out of this little shirt design that references The Legend of Zelda video game series. I’m not going to try and pretend that I know anything about that game because I absolutely do not, but I’m sure 26 seconds on Google will enlighten me. Ready go…

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Here’s another variation of that completely classic That’s What She Said line from The Office. You can’t get enough. I can’t get enough. She can’t get enough (TWSS….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha). This will live on in infamy for the rest of all of our lives. Whoo hoo. Actually, seems kind of stupid on the surface but if you start doing it with a friend, it’s totally addictive and totally mind blowingly stupid hilarious. Sometimes you need this kind of a blow out in your life. Total goofy, dumb, laugh, cobweb clear out. Do you agree?

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