Go ahead and purchase $50 or more worth of awesome hilarious shirts over and Donkey Tees, and you will be treated to free shipping for the holidays. Nothing beats the gift of laughter. Am I right?

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Here’s how it works for the holidays. Sometimes you want to wear nice cool clothing that you purchased or were  gifted. That’s cool. But, there’s also that impulse that compels you to turn on Xmas music during this season.  It just feels right for some reason. It’s a connection to the rest of the world and to the time of year, and it gives you a warm feeling inside.

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Knight Drummer T Shirt

by on December 4, 2010

I don’t really know where to begin with this shirt. Headline Shirts explains it by saying there are all types of musicians, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney, and Elton John, that have been knighted, and they think that maybe the next knighted musician should have some real hardcore knight action goin’. Like the image for this Knight Drummer T Shirt. Dude has full armor and an awesome sort of crest on the bass drum. That’s pretty badass and would seem more appropriate for anyone knighted in Great Britain, especially a musician.

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Noah’s Dilemma T Shirt

by on December 4, 2010

I’m sure the day God called down on Noah to build him an ark on dry land, Noah started to have dilemmas on a regular basis. I mean, you have nosey neighbors who you really don’t want to tell that their world is soon to be flooded and they’re going to die, and you will have the only boat, but they’re not invited. Then, you have the deal where you have to capture every species of animal in the world in a relatively short period of time. You have to round ’em up, then get two of each and get them on the boat. That is no easy task seeing as there are 60 bazillion species. Also, if you spend some time with the intelligent design folks, I think you’ll discover that they think that both man and dinosaur walked the earth at the same time, which would mean that Noah also had to get all the dinosaurs on the same ship. That is an issue, and that’s what this Noah’s Dilemma T Shirt is talking about.

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The red-headed front man of Simply Red acts contrite as he casually mentions that in a three-year run at the height of Simply Red’s popularity, he averaged having sex with three women a day. That’s pretty impressive. Of course, he’s acting very contrite about it now, as the 50-year-old now has settled down with a wife and kid, but it doesn’t seem like he hesitated to mention that for that nice stretch he was rivaling Wilt Chamberlain’s prowess. Good for him, especially since was just a short pasty little kinky haired ginger that sang mediocre soul songs.

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I’m thrown for a loop by My God Designs Jesus series. I’m not sure what to make of it. I’m sure this site has its fans, because I know there is a lot of Christians out there that like to push the envelope and be a little  edgy. And, these shirts with Jesus doing things like your favorite bro would do is edgy. It takes the Son of  God out of the robes and sandals and teacher role, and puts him in everyday sportsman or gamer. Not sure how  this works. I guess maybe you’re modernizing the Christ, making him relate-able. Someone that you can play Call  of Duty with and who will also save you from your sins for real.

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This is a nice shirt because it emphasizes the spookiness of clowns, especially to little kids, when the general consensus is that kids really should love the colorful, happy-go-lucky entertainers. There’s a disconnect there and Headline Shirts is exposing it to the masses for the benefit of the children.

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Today was a Good Day by Ice Cube. That’s where this whole Ice Cube’s a Pimp on a Blimp T shirt is coming from. Headline Shirts know what time it is when it comes to classic rap. Everyone knows this song.

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Of course, Leslie Nielsen’s character in Naked Gun impersonated Enrico Pallazzo singing the national anthem. He was terrible and couldn’t remember the words. It’s a pretty funny clip. See below. And, I bring this up, because we have to bid adieu to Leslie Nielsen as he passed away on November 28, 2010. He was a great comedic actor and he was a Canadian. What more could you want? He’ll be missed.

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I watched some of that Cleveland Cavaliers versus the Miami Heat game and it wasn’t pretty. It’s like Lebron came back to the old house, where his ex lives, made up a nice sandwich, picked up a few items he had left, smacked her on the ass, winked at her new man, grabbed a beer, and skipped out the door to his younger, hotter girl. Sort of like that.

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Apparently, some people think there is a dearth of rock ‘n roll in the world today. They think most of the music coming out is either electronica, rap, hip hop, or whiny little emo bands that can’t really rock. I tend to agree with them, but you can never oversimplify these types of these things with blanket statements. There are some seriously rockin’ bands goin’ right now. They just aren’t totally in vogue. But, they have their following and they’re selling records, so really everything is alright in the world. Not saying you shouldn’t take a nap until the rockers are on top of the world again, but I have Rhapsody, so I listen to whatever I want whenever I want. Except for Led Zeppelin. They don’t have the ultimate rockers yet, but they will.

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This has to be one of Headline Shirts most popular shirts ever. It’s simply brilliant. You have the send up of Da Vinci’s Vitruvian man, which is not totally novel on the Internet, as you can see on this artist’s site that has a lot of different variations on the theme. But, the fact, that on their Da Vinci Vitruvian Rock Man T Shirt they capture a seminal rock ‘n roll pose…the ultimate Pete Townsend guitar god strum, makes this particular variation on the classic illustration of a man particularly appealing.

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