You’ll recall the scene. Alan Garner, played brilliantly by Zach Galifianakis, is going to try to lure the tiger or busy the tiger in the bathroom at the hotel, and to make the steak more palatable for the tiger he’s adding pepper. He gets called on it…like why the hell would you waste time putting pepper on a raw steak for a tiger, and Garner shoots back with the utmost confidence, because tigers love pepper and they hate cinnamon. Random, goofy and beautiful.
Here’s the scene from The Hangover:
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Hey you’re going to need more than 8-bit stomach lining when you eat at Carl’s Junior. Shit is bad. Real bad. It’s not food. It’s processed corporate lies in the shape of burger and fries. I don’t know what the 8 Bit means, must be sold in the U.K. Real cheap. That’s like the price of a meal back in the time Dickens was writing.
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So, I created two fairly new categories to place my t shirt reviews in: science and math. Unfortunately, I know so little about both that I don’t even know which category to put this post in. Of course, I could do a little Internet research, and hope that within 16 seconds I figure out what it means before my attention fades. Thing is I don’t feel good about this Hey Baby What’s Your Sine T Shirt. I mean, there are triangles and I know that geometry is involved, so I’m probably pretty safe putting the post in math, because, hold on to your seat, geometry is math.
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Or never say never…or never buy a shirt that is totally weak like this one. What am I saying, I’m trying to encourage sales here. Please, if you think this is a finely crafted wonder of the world, then there is nothing you can do but go ahead and purchase the Never Believe Generalizations T Shirt. If you think it’s stupid, then you need to cut me some slack because I’m under strict obligation to post about each and every Snorg Tees offering.
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You know the skit on Saturday Night Live, where Sean Connery tells Alex Trebek to Suck it because he’s such a smug asshole with all the answers. This
Suck It Trebek T Shirt celebrates that very fine television moment and is something you should wear on your body, because
Snorg Tees put their hearts and minds into it.
This is truly one of the classic recurring skits starring Will Ferrell as Trebek and some other dude as Sean Connery. Connery is a wily dirty old man and just destroys Trebek. Who the hell is that? He’s funny. Comment if you know.
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You have the epic meme and the fail meme, and the epic fail meme, and this captures all of them mixed up together, which is pretty neat. It’s a self affirmation that you don’t suck. That you’re not an epic fail. I think positive affirmations and NLP and all that crazy psychological, self help shit, talks about actually using the positive language rather saying what you are not, so this I’m Too Epic To Fail T Shirt may fall a bit short on taking you to the next level of your personal evolution, but it’s a pretty good shirt, which may be enough to convince you to pull out your wallet, grab that credit card, and purchase this little number.
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Hey you can go to different decades or even centuries and still be able to say Be Right Back, if you time machine is a Delorean and you’re awesome like Michael J. Fox. Of course, maybe you can’t be that confident if you’re going back into earlier times in your life, and there’s the possibility that you change things. Hell, the person you’re telling that you’ll be right back may not even live in the same town because of the shenanigans you pull in the past. That type of shit has massive ramifications. So, maybe this BRB T Shirt is totally inaccurate. And, maybe that’s why you want to buy it. It’s like if you’re a coin collector and you run into the wheat penny that actually has an image of a dude making the rock on sign with his right hand. They call that a defect and if there are only a few in the run then it is worth quite a bit more.
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There’s a spectacular deleted scene from Step Brothers. Rob Riggle as Randy drops a masterful performance telling Will Ferrell as Brennan that he has to make the Catalina Wine Mixer go off without a hitch. That he needs big veiny, hairy balls to make it happen, and that he’s going to be in his jock strap making sure he’s making it happen, and if he doesn’t make it happen he’s gone. Of course, he’s having a heart attack as he’s telling him this.
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This wolf shirt thing is definitely an Internet meme propelled by the one man wolfpack scene in The Hangover. It’s very ironic, because no one really likes wolf shirts and turquoise jewelry, and dream catchers. Right?
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