First off it is always best to get really real with yourself and come to grips with what really drives you. What are the real fears, the real dreams, the real cause for you to take shelter in the arms of heroin and whiskey every evening just to get through the night. The first thing, as all 12-steppers know is to acknowledge or admit that you have a problem. If the issue is about the dark, then the first step is purchasing and wearing the I’m Not Afraid of the Dark, I’m Afraid of Ninjas that Hide in the Dark T Shirt.

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This is like when you are going around the room telling people a little bit about yourself before you go through a group discussion on the nuances of workplace safety. You have the special OSHA representative, who can do this presentation in her sleep, but still is able to realize it is new for everyone in the room.

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You know you’re an impressive specimen with impressive skills, so everywhere you go people are naturally impressed. However, sometimes, there are insecure people that play it off like they’re super awesome that think the best way to approach your awesomeness is to act like it’s not there. Like ignoring the six foot purple onion ring in the middle of the room. It’s impossible to pull it off like they really are not impressed, because they can’t help being so.

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Well, I can only speak for myself on this, and, yes, it’s true, I never use cursive. Ever. Hell, I barely write at all and can tell when I do, because it looks and feels like I’m a palsied Rhesus monkey trying to write a phone message down for a co-worker or what not. Maybe I should have stuck with the cursive rather than print. Maybe my writing wouldn’t be worse than a physician’s on a prescription.

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Nice wordplay, image play going on here. Mix of sci-fi/thriller movie and classical music. Johann Sebastian Bach mashup with Arnold “the Governor” Schwarzenegger. The beautiful bust of The Terminator and the music master. Set it on your piano. Admire it from the sofa. Play your music with inspiration. Shoot your neighbor the best you can. Wait, I’m not selling the bust, I’m selling the I’ll Be Bach T Shirt featuring the combo bust, and I have a feeling you’re buying. Why?

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If this is in reference to something I have no idea what it is. Are you telling me I’m going to need to do 19 seconds of Internet research and figure out what this means? What do I even type into Google. “Pixelated sunglasses dog with attitude?” “Deal With It Dog?” Smug dog. What’s going on here. Okay, obviously I don’t know anything. This is a rather old Internet meme. But, now I’m going to explain why the shirt is cool without knowledge of the history.

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Is this the South Park Turd, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, behind the fence giving you a nice warm greeting? Do you live next door or on the same block as the South Park Turd. If so, then it’s only right that you take money that you have earned in an honest fashion and put it in the pockets of Busted Tees in exchange for this Hi-De-Ho-Neighbor T Shirt.

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I like this one. It rhymes which is always a solid t shirt play in my mind. It’s brief, blunt and makes a very clear point. Of course, I think the message of the Words are for Nerds T shirt may be a little convoluted in this day and age, because nerd culture is now all online, digital, gaming, etc. You don’t think of nerds as book readers any more. Book readers are more like dinosaurs now.

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I tried to watch a few clips of this on Youtube and it felt pretty dull to me, but maybe just jumping in on the middle of the thing I don’t get the full flavor. What do you think? Was Daria a funny show on TV, and was the fake cartoon inside the cartoon funny. Tell you what, if you think it was funny vote by purchasing Sick Sad World T shirt. If you don’t like the show and couldn’t care less, then go ahead and leave a comment telling me this is the case.

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As long as you don’t mind the cost, which is a little fondling. If you can get past that, then, yes, strangers definitely have the best candy. Isn’t that weird how you’re warned not to take candy from strangers…like that wisdom is passed down from generation to generation. Because everybody, since Moses, knows that kids are really, really stupid for candy and they’ll do anything to get it, especially if they are in a home that doesn’t do much candy for the general health of the family.

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Scare Bear T shirt

by on January 12, 2011

Little wordplay and funny image hijinx. You see this is a mockery of care bear, which are those sickly sweet characters for the entertainment of the children, and the ball tripping Deadheads that stare at the rainbow themes and think about the Universal Mind, peace, lentils, and balling that bra less redhead in the van to spots down. Instead, you have a Scare Bear T Shirt with a fang baring bear that would scare the children and harsh the hippie buzz.
Of course, Snorg Tees, added a little rainbow bib to the scary bear, which is a very nice touch that will bring the children in, before ultimately frightening them with the fangs and scarring them for 27 years, until the therapy kicks in.

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I Piss Excellence T Shirt

by on January 11, 2011

When you got it you got it. Might as well flaunt it. Show it off. Share it with others. Wear the I Piss Excellence T Shirt. Right? Am I right?

And this is the best way to say your shit don’t stink without actually saying that, because that would be offense to those with delicate constitutions and young children. This particular sentiment will pass the community standards test but will still get the point across, which is I’m Fucking Awesome. Of course, you do have to meet the criteria to wear the shirt.

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