You’re probably wondering why this Xmas T shirt now. You’re probably just now getting over the hustle and bustle of the holidays and trying to settle into 2011 and getting back into the groove. Well, you can’t ever forget about being on the right side of the Santa ledger by being more nice than naughty. It’s a good message to carry with you throughout the year. Maybe I’ll do a Christmas T Shirt review every month. I mean Snorg Tees makes this It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer T Shirt available January through December, so why shouldn’t I talk about it all the time.

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You cannot have too much Harry Potter schwag in your household, no matter what your age. That’s how good the books are. So, go ahead and get the posters, banners, wands, the full DVD set, the book set with the special and convenient case, the HP Clue game, action figures, and, of course, this Harry is My Homeboy T Shirt. It has been THE cultural touchstone of the last 15 years. It is not something you can resist no matter how you try. Can you even believe there’s still one more magnificent movie left in the series. What a great thing to look forward to this summer. And, this is the perfect shirt to wear to that midnight showing, unless, of course, you’re dressing up as Hagrid or Dumbledore or even Harry himself with the scarf glasses and wand.

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Octopi T Shirt

by on January 24, 2011

I love this shirt. Great wordplay and math reference. What more could you possibly want? There is nothing else, which is why everyone who buys this shirt will feel an immediate and total completion. You will feel whole and evolved and almost like a god when you wear Octopi T Shirt.

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Man this shirt makes me feel stupid. I feel like I’d have to take a semester of molecular biology just to get it. I know enzymes help digest food, but I suppose there’s probably a ton more types of enzymes, including those that are related to the study of DNA and figuring out a human’s genes. I do not know what I’m talking about, and I’m afraid my standard 29 second Google search will not alleviate my ignorance. Okay. Okay. I’ll give it a shot.

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Nice little play on words here. Let’s not forget big roasted chicken and big grilled bratwurst. Oh wait, they doesn’t quite have the wordplay angle we’re looking for. Still, I’m super happy there are vegetarians in the world because that lessens the demand for meat, which reduces methane gas, and cow pie runoff, and chicken shit piles, and leaves more meat for me. Of course, I’m a snob and only eat hormone free, free range, grass-fed, clean meat, which is much more humane (as much as treating a creature nice prior to killing them and eating them can be), and more healthy.

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Let’s see what we have here. Sombrero on a tequila bottle. One of those furry winter hats from Russia with a star on the front on a bottle of vodka. A beat up old cowboy hat on some whiskey. Pirate hat on the rum. And a sophisticated top hat on the gin, because top hatters drink G&T’s. This is a lovely shirt. What would happen if you got all the drinkers represented on this Celebrate Diversity T Shirt in the same room, imbibing the alcohol of their choice.

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Can’t get enough of Zach Galifianakis or The Hangover. This was a spectacular film and this scene was miraculous. Perfect ZG…he interrupts somebody else’s speech, pulls out a paper to read from, talks about a one man wolfpack, then proceeds to be mean, corny, sweet, and scary in about the space of 2 minutes. Awesome! Can someone tell me why embedding is disabled on all of the One Man Wolfpack clips on Youtube. What the hell? Am I right?a

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Pick up on this…Salt-N-Pepper nailed it with that Push It song.

This dance for everybody. Only the sexy people. So, if you’re not sexy, the next best thing to do is to get the lawn mower out and push it. Make sure you have the black mid-calf black socks and a real chunky boot or an off-brand white sneaker. Not sure if you have enough balls to wear boxers and a wife beater white tee. Maybe just cut off jean shorts and the wife beater and the sunglasses that flip down over your regular glasses frames.

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We have a pun here, which I like to classify as wordplay in my system just to keep the categories clean and succinct. I like the simplicity of the message. I like the artwork on this shirt. I like the fine high cheek bones of the model wearing the tee. Basically, I like everything about it and I’m trying to impress upon you that you should love it just as much, or perhaps, more.

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Yo! I’ll solve it. Solve what you ask. This thing where you’re tired of the same ol’ same ol’ and would like a little taste of something way out there in the funny t shirt biosphere. Well, I got the goods for you, and they come in a little package called TopatoCo. Read my review of this TopatoCo phenomenon sweeping through the rarefied waves of super special appreciators of rare, raw humor.

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This is just a cool looking shirt. Han Solo was always cool. Harrison Ford was handsome and he had a bit of caustic wit and he always did it his way. Combine that with a weird and so shallow he was deep Andy Warhol and you have an amazing collision of substance and style and pop culture. I almost feel like if too many people wear this Double Solo Warhol T Shirt it may create an pop culture vortex that will suck up any and all that enjoy movies, music, and television…and viral Youtube videos. Almost like the Second Coming of Christ, except instead of Christians being whisked away it’s entertainment addicts.

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Let me tell you about Topatoco. I just stumbled upon this pretty great site that features original designs by hot shit artists that have the slightly skewed perspective on things that the uber creative often possess. It’s not for everybody, but if the other fork in the road is your bag, if twisted takes on culture and life and Lady Gaga and Edward James Olmos, and Jesus riding dinosaurs is something that gives you trembling pleasure, then you probably need to visit soon for maximum sensory stimuli.

The sell prints (as in posters and shit), mugs, books, and accessories (like neckties, magnets, plush toys, and bags, but most important…at least for this blog that features funny t shirts, they have a terrific assortment of shirts that are different than just the latest funny line from a Will Ferrell movie, or a joke about nerds staring at computers, or gamers getting repetitive motion injuries, or bacon. Well, they probably have shirts that cover nearly all that stuff, but it comes from a different, way out angle…like driving rain that looks like it’s going horizontal rather than vertical.

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