Nice modernized version of you had me at hello. You saunter over to a girl with this You had Me at ‘Sup T Shirt and you say, “sup,” of course. And, she melts because your actions match your words on your shirt, and in this day and age that is the epitome of integrity.

Read more on You Had Me at ‘Sup T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Sometimes the shirts that combine pop culture references are the worst, because it takes me like over a minute to figure out what’s going on rather than the usual 17 seconds or less. First I had to figure out that Wes Craven is a storied horror film director…can you have a better name to be working with that genre? And then I thought to myself, Zach Galifianakis did a bit with the punch line That’s So Raven, so I plugged that in and all of a sudden I’m greeted with a Disney masterpiece I had no idea existed. That’s So Raven. With this discovery it also dawned on me that I was totally off in my appreciation of the Galifianakis line…I thought it was some genius random made up thing, when really it was just a genius random thing. Quite a bit of difference. So…I thank Busted Tees for always enlightening me about pop culture.

Read more on That’s So Craven T Shirt…

{ 1 comment }

People will probably call this t shirt homophobic, but I feel like it’s another one of those conversation starters that you hopes leads to casual sex. And, if that’s your intention for wearing the I Love You No Homo T Shirt. If you want to have a bit of a coy back and forth like…

Read more on I Love You No Homo T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Another spectacular shirt to wear in places where you don’t know people but you want to meet people, and maybe even get with people, if you know what I mean. I’m convinced that there are so many tees like this because they work and people want to wear them. If they are truly clever or funny like this Stranger With Benefits T Shirt is they will get a laugh and break the ice, and you can start a conversation. It doesn’t necessarily have to go to hooking up immediately, but that notion has been firmly implanted as at least something that will need to be broached as the evening moves along.

Read more on Stranger With Benefits T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

ASCII Zebra T Shirt

by on January 31, 2011

You can’t see it in this image of the shirt, because I wanted to give you a female modeling the shirt, but that really is one of those ASCII art dealios, where people with way too much time on their hands create pieces of art with typing. There are capital I’s and 7’s and colons and those little squiggles, and equal signs, and  pluses and question marks. No lie. This probably took someone like 890 hours to figure out. Then Headline Shirts probably found it on the Internet and said “hey, cool and just copied and pasted and voila…cool ASCII Zebra T Shirt.

Read more on ASCII Zebra T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

I’m not really sure what this shirt is trying to say. Dinosaurs are extinct, so are they saying that Spring Break alcohol and flesh fests will go extinct just like the dinosaurs, even though with the constant stream of young people (have you ever noticed there doesn’t ever seem to be a gap in college-age kids – like there’s never been a year where humans decided to take a sabbatical from procreating) the phenomenon looks invincible.

Read more on Dinosaur Spring Break Partying Will Never Go Extinct T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Damn. These Venn Diagrams are all over the Internet, especially in the funny t shirt world. I must have seen two or three in the last year. Combine that white hotness with the taking over the world popularity of zombies, aliens and robots and you have a shirt that will probably just internally combust because it is so damn awesome, trend, hot.

Read more on Zombies, Aliens, and Robots Venn Diagram T Shirt…

{ 1 comment }

Nice little wordplay about the rules of grammar. Nice use of the number 33, which is a double three, which just adds to the whole package that is the goodness of this straightforward humor shirt. Who am I fooling? This Rules of Grammar #33 Double Negatives are a No-No T Shirt is totally for geeks that get off on lame little puns, and wordplays. Like never say never or some other grammatical truism that contradicts itself. If you like this shirt, you are an absolute nerd with taped up glasses and no chance of getting laid.

Read more on Rules of Grammar #33 Double Negatives are a No-No T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Robert De Niro is Jack Byrnes and as the stereotypical hard ass father-in-law, he doesn’t trust Ben Stiller, who plays Greg Focker. So, he’s up front and gives him the spiel. He tells him exactly what he expects from Greg, and if he is satisfied Greg will be in Byrnes circle of trust, and if he doesn’t measure up then he’s outside the circle. Well, this is a broad comedy franchise, so you can imagine there’s a lot of antics and Focker goes in and out of the trust circle all the time.

Read more on Meet the Fockers Circle of Trust – You T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

What a sweet bit of sentiment specifically for Valentine’s Day. Heart felt. Warm. Nice. And, if it really gets random folks of the opposite sex or same sex if you swing that way, then that’s even more romantic, especially if you can forego the chocolates, flowers, and expensive dinners, then this Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I’m Down to Fuck What About You T Shirt is truly the most lovely Valentine’s treat ever. Do you agree?

Read more on Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I’m Down to F*ck What About You T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Nice little use of a Venn Diagram to capture the confusion that y creates when considering the vowels. You see Y is a consonant but sometimes it is a vowel. You remember the little member aid: A E I O U and sometimes Y. Because you like to harken back to the good ol’ elementary days on occasion, you should probably go ahead and get the Sometimes Y T Shirt.

Read more on Venn Diagram Sometimes Y T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }

Cute little word play. Nails joining together in friendship, planning a night on the town where they drink too much, get sloppy drunk, and do things they will regret for the rest of their lives. I like it. Nails on a non-Christian shirt is a pretty novel idea, so I highly recommend that you get the Let’s Get Hammered T Shirt.

Read more on Let’s Get Hammered T Shirt…

{ 0 comments }