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These cute little girls are holding up some branches with leaves on the end to create the illusion of a panda. They are also standing in a Flinstones like boat where their legs stick out of the bottom. The boat is also shaped like some wild creature. Not sure who they’re trying to attract or scare with their exquisite panda illusion, but I’m sure it will work.
Design by Roberto Galvez.

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Emotional Trip T Shirt

by on February 15, 2013

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This one kind of hits close to home. Enjoyment – delayed. Bliss – delayed. Love – cancelled. Pleasure – delayed. Intimacy – delayed. Depression – on time. I could blame fate. Circumstances.

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Whoa. My. It’s a shirt about The Walking Dead. Haven’t seen one of these around. Oh wait, this, I believe, is the most popular t-shirt subject on Earth. Must be a pretty good show, even though when I watch clips, it seems corny, but I think that’s because I’m not seeing the slow build…just the hot parts of the story with people in crisis mode saying trite things under duress and killing disgusting looking living-dead people.

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It’s a movie by Noah Baumbach (actually I think that was The Squid and The Whale, but that’s close enough), and a classic scene in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne. And, now, of course, it’s only appropriate that the epic fight of two massive ocean creatures ends up on a t-shirt. Wouldn’t you like to be hanging out in your swimming trunks with a visor on, sitting in a old school lawn chair with replacement webbing, watching this battle way down in the dark, cold, mysterious depths of the Indian Ocean?

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Year of the Snake T Shirt

by on February 14, 2013

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Is it really the Year of the Snake on the Chinese calendar. As you can see here, with much diligent research, I have found the answer and it is “yes.” 2013 is the year of the snake, so wearing this shirt will bring you good luck, great fortune, and hot babes.

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Gone Fission T Shirt

by on February 14, 2013

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Ah, the lovely practice of testing atomic bombs far out in the ocean so no one gets hurt. Oh wait, people want to continue living on Bikini Atoll, and now it’s full of radiation and is going to poison multiple generations. But, boy the world was much safer after Nagasaki, Hiroshima, the Cold War, and the near Armegeddon caused by the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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Whitney Pietrykowski Dossier

Whitney Pietrykowski seems to be new on the Snorg Tees model scene. They recently used her in a banner, where she looked fabulous. Here are some places you can find Whitney.

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General Catton T Shirt

by on February 13, 2013

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Not sure what George C. Scott would say about all of this, but I do know that he’s more General Patton than the actual General Patton, after his amazing acting performance. So, if anyone would really have a problem it would be Mr. Scott or perhaps the Patton estate.

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Houdini Keg Stand T Shirt

by on February 13, 2013

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This is awesome. What a trick. If you can’t read the rest of the words on the shirt, it says…Houdini performs his death-defying, upside-down keg stand in a straight jacket! Twice nightly at 7 & 9. Nowhere to run. Escape of finish the keg.

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Yes, they literally do grow on you, but in reality you have to have serious perserverance to grow a beard long enough so that having it actually grows on you. Otherwise, it’s like an itchy dead animal stuck to your face. I’ve never been able to hang on long enough to grow a beard that hangs down off my face, but I imagine that’s really when you become attached.

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science-doesnt-care-about-your-beliefs-t-shirt

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It’s kind of harsh, but true. Science is cold and calculating and probably just as mysterious as religion, when you start diving into the bigger questions. This may not be the case in 1000 years, but for now I think the state of science is probably in a super rudimentary phase in terms of understanding consciousness, energy, souls, and shit.

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Jess Bonner Interview

Note: Jess mentions off the top that she is single, so, guys…there is hope. Okay on with the interview.

How did you get into modeling? Is there a story of you being discovered or did a friend sign you up for something?

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