This is kind of funny. It’s nice to show the ladies in the bar where you stand right from the start. If you can convey that you are a gentle man, but open to getting a little rough in the sack if that’s what is needed, then you’re going to score massive bonus points. A woman doesn’t want a limp rag for a man, but she also doesn’t want a bulldozer that has no romantic skills whatsoever. You have to prove you well-rounded and balanced and this I’m a Lover Not a Fighter Unless You Like It Rough T Shirt is a great start.

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Keytar T Shirt

by on March 8, 2011

I’ve seen keytar shirts before, but none that brought out the soulful and dangerous side of the instrument quite like this Keytar T Shirt from Young Lovers Label. The bright blue of the instrument exemplifies the festivity and utility (this thing is a keyboard that is played with a guitar hold). While the hands coming out of the pitch black, shows that human connection to instrument. Someone with blood and bones and sinew with synapses firing is coaxing the music out of the keytar.

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Another shirt offering celebrating the latest from The Lonely Island crew. They can pretty much do no wrong, so buying this Like a Boss T Shirt is pretty much a no brainer. Gotta get it. Especially if you are  a nominally successful boss. Don’t wear this to work if you’re like some bullshit middle manager with 1 employee and an occasional temp. That’s not funny.

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Fuck preparedness. You’re never going to be truly prepared when some random catastrophe strikes. It’s impossible. The canned food in the cellar ain’t gonna help. The weaponry hidden in the ceiling panels. The water purifier. The mystery tablets. Not going to do anything. The only thing you should always have on hand is a nice bottle of alcohol, so you can get drunk quickly and dance like a maniac. That’s the only real way to face insurmountable adversity. Like this is what Viggo should have done in The Road. Forget all the scrambling around and scrounging for food. Just break out that last bottle of bourbon and dance like a fool.

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Ninja Star T Shirt

by on March 8, 2011

It’s another ninja shirt and I think it’s quite clever. The ninja is inside the star. If you throw it hard enough and the magic tree of life, the ninja will be released and will be at your service for 21 years. Think of what you could accomplish with your own personal ninja. And, this, I must add, is a top-of-the-line, so good he got stuffed into a star by an evil wizard ninja. I mean, of course, you have him do the household chores…laundry, dishes, pick up dog doodoo in the backyard, shovel the walks. Wash and detail the car. Paint the house. Shake the handle on the toilet. Run to the store for food items, tampons, and condoms whether you use them or not.

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Zipperstein T Shirt

by on March 7, 2011

Can someone help me with this one. I know that Frankenstein dude. He’s a pretty classic monster, but the mashup combines him with Zipperface. Is that a shoutout to the obscure horror movie from 1992? Or is zipperface now just a Halloween makeup phenomenon? On this Zipperstein T Shirt, you have guy that’s got some male pattern baldness going on, along with a cigar and a cruel looking face. Frankenstein was never that cruel looking. He was just misunderstood. This dude looks like he just got out of the joint and is looking for some kind of action, including another self-mutilating session. Kind of creepy. Plus, check out that steam coming out of the unzipped skull. Yikes.

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You see this particular shirt all around the tshirt web, but I like this execution of the I Do All My Own Stunts T Shirt. Most of these have a stick figure dude, flying spread eagle with flames coming out of his ass, or limbs flying in all directions (dismembered), or other tasteless sorts of visuals. This has a very pleasing stars and stripes, red and blue, proud to be an Americana actor and stunt man type of vibe. I can only imagine how many celebrities have purchased this shirt from Local Celebrity in LA because that truly would be kind of funny.

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Man, you know the zombies have infiltrated all of your town, when the crosswalk lights are infected with decomposing hand for the stop walking signal, and arms out in front, stiff walk for the go ahead and walk across the street signal. If you see that you have to run. Run to your car. Hop in and drive for 18 hours straight. Go west, east, north, or south. I don’t care just get out of your town because it is officially over there.

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Young Lovers Label is a hip t-shirt outfit from New York City that’s producing some interesting work that you should probably check out, especially if you’re into exclusive design. These designs come from the school of fine arts, but there’s also a finely tuned sense of humor underneath the art and poetry.

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Hey all you Young Lovers out there. Check out my new review of Young Lovers Label t shirt boutique. And hurry. They only print 100 of each design, and there are some pretty damn cool shirts available right now. Don’t end up on the cooling board without having at least slipping these designs into your cerebral cortex via your eyeballs.

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That’s the most decorated plumber is history. I didn’t even know they gave plumbers metals. It’s almost like this particular turd puncher was in the military. Ah, but this Retired Plumber T Shirt is actually alluding to our friend Mario, who’s just a humble plumber who’s been through the war with all his crazy adventures. I love the 604 Republic trademark detail. The scars, the gray mustache, the medals with the familiar Mario graphics, and, of course, the highly recognized red hat, just flipped up to cause a few seconds of pondering before you put it all together.

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Hey, let me ask you a question. Do you think 604 Republic likes Star Wars? My guess is “yes,” since 62 percent of their shirts revolve around George Lucas’ masterpiece. This Death in the Stars T Shirt is no different, with a mixey mashup of Darth Vader, the Death Star, and the Grim Reaper. I love the scythe being a light saber. Awesome looking with the red glow all over the black robes of the Grim Darth Death Reaper.

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