The caption below the frame art piece on this black shirt says “A black cat eating licorice at midnight.” So, without the aid of a flame or light you really can’t see the cat or the licorice (guess we’re talking black licorice…maybe someone spilled a small pile of those addicting Panda licorice chunks on the porch, and the cat found them, and has a strange prediliction for anise seed or fennel or whatever the prominent flavor in black licorice is…I get those two mixed up…whatever the case it is not some crappy Twizzler or Red Vine, because you would see that on this shirt, and that’s not happening).
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That’s a great name. You have THE MOUTH of a vampire…we know this because those canines are long and sharp, and that mouth has the look of an orifice that has ingested raw, fresh blood often. Then, you have these disembodied mouths floating around on a background of houndstooth pattern, which if you think about it, deepens the word/image play. Sharp vampire canine teeth hovering over the very eye-catching zig zag of the houndstooth fabric. That’s quite lovely and all the reason you need to get a Vampire Meets the Hound T Shirt for your own self.
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Only the winners survive. This isn’t the Adonis DNA training camp t shirt. This is the Tiger Blood Training Camp T Shirt. You have to bring your A game just to make it into the camp. Sheen is going to be there with his intense focus, and he’ll be watching every entrant, and if you don’t measure up, if your not buzzing on a higher frequency then you are not going to make it. Sheen is going to have one of his girlfriends, or Sean Penn, or Colin Farrel or Mel Gibson, escort you off the premises. Then where will you be. With all of the other schlubs that are not winning and just living vicariously through the real winners.
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I’m going to try to give you a play-by-play on what’s happening on this Bar Fight T Shirt. Somehow, everything on the liquor shelf at the neighborhood bar has become pissed. Some kind of misunderstanding. Somebody is sleeping with someone they shouldn’t or something. Anyway, the flask or fifth got ahold of a cork screw and he’s menacing the bottle of wine, who happens to grabbing the little sword sticks with olives from the martini to protect himself. Meanwhile, the martini has the beer in a headlock and is popping open his top with a bottle opener. The beer has legs like the flask, but doesn’t have arms, so the only real way to get out of this situation is to run, and it looks like it’s too late for that. The flask has both arms and legs, so that’s going to be hard to deal with. The wine bottle and martini glass have arms so there next on the list in terms of odds of winning this brawl. Beer is going to lose. No doubt. Now, I’m not sure if there is any teaming up here or if it’s everybody for themselves.
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Nice little mashup of a king and a pirate on a playing card, which is always a nice place to start when building an interesting design. Playing cards are so dang pleasing to the eye with their intricate detail and their social classes.
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This is a sneaky way to get the whole Down to Fuck (DTF) thing out there without actually saying Fuck, because Busted Tees throws a little misdirection out there by putting a couple of fey fencers on the shirt doing their thrusts.
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This is one of those technological tees. You know the one with the equalizer where the graph bars bump up and down to the beats of the music (god, I did not explain that well…obviously not a sound engineer). Well, this shirt flips to on when you put it on. Then, when you pull it off it flips to off. Think of it lying in a heap on the bed. Oops that just triggered a dirty thought about this model, and how I’d like to flip her shirt switch to off if you know what I mean. Huh huh huh.
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Is this like a reversal on the whole Fox Mulder wants to believe in all this paranormal, alien and ghost shit, but despite all of this compelling evidence his rational mind still thinks there are plausible explanations that don’t involve anything beyond what he can see and touch on a normal sunny day? This is an alien boy on this I Wanna Belieb T Shirt, who, perhaps, doesn’t believe in Fox Mulder or David Duchovny or Dana Scully or Gillian Anderson, but he wants to because he hears The X-Files is a great show, and that The X-Files I Want to Believe movie was loved by all the fans of the show.
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College Humor put together a chillingly accurate portrayal of what college is really like in the form of a University advertisement. It’s pretty bitchin’ and humorous, and cuts right to the chase. It’s the honest college ad that says “Why not consider the school U.S. News and World Report once called ‘adequate’.”
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Hey, better late than never. Sayings become trite because they’re true. Woot started a shirt branch like four years ago, and I have choosen today to bring it up. It’s a pretty sweet site where you can get great deals on funny, clever and/or geeky shirts. Read the 
