I never watched the show, but I saw a few clips here and there. Just a good ol’ time. Actually, it looked pretty stupid but it grabbed a space in the cultural zeitgeist of the time and hasn’t really let go. It always helps to have a muscle car, two handsome dudes, and a hot chick in tight, jean shorts (can you say Daisy Dukes!!). Plus, I think the paint job on the car…the orange with the black 01 lettering is totally underated as a big part of the overall appeal. It’s very beautiful, but, of course, I may be biased, because I grew up loving the San Francisco Giants and that’s the color of that team. I think those team colors have some very powerful effect and people. Like those colors bleed into your brain and trigger some sort of chemical response.

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Walter Sobchak, played by John Goodman, is big and bad and he’s the kind of tough guy you want on your side, when somehow there’s a case of mistaken identity and thugs come in a piss on your rug. Except that he’s all bluster and no brains, so things get sideways pretty quick with Walter. Nonetheless, from the point of view of a detached observer it’s pretty damn funny stuff. And, when you witness the sublime, you want to hang on to that magical feeling, and there’s no better way to do that than wear the You Are Entering a World of Pain T Shirt.

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Why am I not remembering this part of the movie? I’ve seen the film numerous times because it’s a god damned masterpiece from the Cohen Brothers. Jeff Bridges and John Goodman are masterful. Anyway, it looks like I’m going to have to do like 17 seconds of Internet research to figure out what this Kaoru Betto T Shirt references. Okay, just as I suspected…the Dude wore this tshirt during the movie. Of course, I only remember the v-neck and the wool cardigan, but I’m old and prone to huff shit in paper bags that I’m not supposed to, so my memory can’t be relied on. I’m sure I can find a clip on Youtube to prove it, but it might take another 27 seconds.

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Another great scene from the The Princess Bride. Of course, Vizzini pet phrase is Inconceivable and finally, Inigo Montoya says without malice…”I do not think that word means what you think it means.” Perfect line.

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The lispy little toad got the drop on the handsome blonde masked man, but he gave up his position of power when he let his hubris get the better of him. Yes, his intellect may make the great philosophers look like Morons, but if you have a dagger at the neck of the woman that your antagonist loves, there’s no better position. Though, I guess Westley did make a good point that they were at an impasse. If he doesn’t leave what can Vizzini do. I guess he can say if you don’t leave I’ll jab her in the throat but what good would that do for him. Really a tough position all around, but it gets worked out in the end.

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It seems that the grammatically proper way to say that would be Blued myself, since it was the act of turning yourself blue, but I guess in the interest of making jokes to appeal to the baser interests, rather than the higher, evolved synergies, you have to say it like David Cross playing Tobias Funke, sucked his own dick. If you’re into dudes sucking their own dicks or if you’re into the color blue on the naked skin of men, then you probably need to purchase the I’m Afraid I Just Blue Myself T Shirt and be done with it already.

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Bluth really couldn’t get anything off the ground, except for the Frozen Banana Stand. That thing was a cash cow and thank God for that. Look at me acting like I actually watched Arrested Development and actually knew what this There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand T Shirt actually meant. If it wasn’t for this Internet fad I would have never had a clue.

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Hey, you media freaks. You love the TV. You love the movies. You love the video games. Thus, you certainly will love what I have to say about TV Store Online. I just posted the review of this crew that has licensing agreements with the hottest movies and TV shows past and present and future. Oh wait, they probably don’t have licensing agreements with shows and films that haven’t happened yet, but maybe they do. Maybe they are that good…that on top of their game. Whatever, go check out what I have to say, because they’re a pretty good shirt retailer.

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Nothing like a Winnebago in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer. It’s hot and sweaty and you can’t just run the AC all day because you’ll run out of gas, so you have to be judicious and that’s hard, because the reason you’re in this predicament is because you’re cooking up meth for all the little tweakers within a 60 mile radius, and there are more than you think.

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I Am Banksy T Shirt

by on April 5, 2011

Banksy is a street artist. A graffiti man. A keep it real vandal on the streets of Bristol, and he’s illusive. I guess when breaking the law is your God-given talent and calling and passion, you want to keep a pretty low profile. He does stencils that have captured the collective minds of at least 100s of people, and now you can wear the I Am Banksy T Shirt and nobody would be the wiser. Of course, you might get extradited back to good old England and tried for painting shit that doesn’t want painting.

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Slurm is the energy drink in the animated series Futurama. Now you can have a Slurm T Shirt complete with the drink’s splat logo. Basically, you were this shirt and you’re telling the world that you’re a cartoon watching geek, but that’s what you have to do in 2011. You have to put a stake in the ground and say this is the type of entertainment I align myself with. Love me or leave me, because my media consumption pretty much defines me. Then, you will have people that won’t know what Slurm is and they’ll walk on by without a second glance. Then, there will be those in your tribe, and that makes owning a shirt like this one from Busted Tees completely worth it.

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Veronica Mars, the TV series from 2004-2007, has an 8.6 on IMDB right now, and here’s how it’s described on IMDB.com.

“After her best friend is murdered and her father is removed as county sheriff, Veronica Mars dedicates her life to cracking the toughest mysteries in the affluent town of Neptune.”

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